[Kira is backed into a corner and is truly starting to get desperate, as he begins to bleed out due to a glass missile from Josuke]
Josuke. J-Josuke! Impossible. This- This has to be some kind of mistake. How could this be happening to me? I was supposed to live a peaceful, quiet life like a flower in a tranquil field. Suffering like this was never part of the plan. I’m Yoshikage Kira, damn it! (thinking) I can’t lose heart now. Whatever happens, I must keep a cool head. It’s trying times like these that truly test your mettle. I know it seems like things can’t get any worse, but it’ll work out, just like every other time. Even though life has me backed into a corner, my wits will turn this bout of adversity into opportunity. That is what Yoshikage Kira does. It’s what he excels at. This is my world, my reality, and there’s nothing in my world that I can’t find a way to surmount.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWk_l23feY

[Kira realizes he caught a break due to stray cat acting on it own regard and feels extremely validated when things go his way]
Stray cat! I understand. Stray cat anticipated the incoming flurry of blows and then protected itself instinctively! (thinking) It’s time! I have to make this work. Once again, adversity invites opportunity! Let’s finish them off, killer queen! Make that air bullet a bomb! Victory! It’s now an explosive, and, at this distance, your death is all but assured! With the injuries you’ve got, you don’t have the ability to avoid my attack. This is the end for you.

https://youtu.be/xJX2WcAIkdk?t=83

You can call me Yoshikage Kira. I'm currently 33 years old. Not that you'd care, but I reside in northeast Morioh's villa district. Also, I've yet to marry. In order to make a living, I work for Kame Yu department stores. After a long day's work, I return home no later than 8 PM. I don't like smoking, but do enjoy the occasional drink. I'm always in bed by 11 PM, and I make it a point to get no less than 8 hours of sleep each night. Before bed, I drink a warm glass of milk. It's always coupled with 20 minutes of stretching to decompress from the long workday. Sweet dreams are the usual result of this. I then awake as refreshed and recharged as a newborn child, ready to take on the day's challenges. And after my last checkup, I was given a clean bill of health. For as long as I could remember, I've done everything in my power to live a productive life that allows me to pursue a lasting inner peace. This may be a foreign concept, but I choose not to concern myself with winning or losing, life's troubles, or enemies who bring sleepless nights. That is how I cope with this backwards life we find ourselves living. It's what brings me happiness in a world fraught with hardship and misery. Of course, if I were ever to engage in combat, I would win the battle without question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raw0qV5c9Rc