Loving Arts and Music Casting Call

All I’m sayin’ is, Winnipeg women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres  of life.  Celeste’s from Calgary, not a Winnipeg girl.  The fact that you have to say they’re not that bad means that they are that bad.  I think it sucks, I’m gonna have a talk with him.  

No, I know this guy for a long time. I’ve known him since 2 years. I gotta get high.”  Shit, I gotta meet Celeste! I’ll see ya later! Hi there.  I need to ask you something.  Yeah, yeah. Why didn't anybody tell me it was Career Day?  Oh, okay, I guess he forgot.  Good. How are you doing, Danny?  Chilly, right?

 Wow, your brother really manages to squeeze a lot onto that glove.  What? What? No, it's like he's... ...the Spiderman of stockbrokers.  Bond trader Sorry.  Ummmm…..Getting there, still waiting for the technology to catch up. I mean It's not easy, there are a lot of moving parts. Hey, do you think he would like Maple Leafs?  No, I didn't get evicted yet. It's like--  I'm trying to figure things out right now, okay?  

What?  Really?

There he is. How are you, Keith?  Good.  Can you believe this weather?

Chilly, chilly, Chilly! Oh Leave me alone.

Hey, why don't I go tell the little corncob you're here.

That’s bullcrap. What about Celeste? She’s hot.  They’re not that bad.  Jesus, this is weak. It’s not even gettin’ me high.

I gotta have a talk with my weed guy. I-- It’s workin’ for me.  Yeah, I don’t know that you wanna go to a drug dealer with complaints.  

Oh wait, is it 10 in the morning?

Hey Keith. What can I do for you? Okay, Come on in. You all right?  What do you mean? Evan said he was gonna tell you.  Great. Great, that's great. Yeah, thanks.  Stop it.

Bond trader. Hey, how's it going with that virtual-reality driving range that you wanted to open?  Oh, no, Keith. You didn't get evicted again, did you?  

Keith, listen to me. I don't know how much more Danny can take. Every couple months, it's a new career, a new apartment. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't say anything, I would stay out of it. It's just, it's too much instability. It's not good for him.   You know... ...I don't think that he should stay with you.   Just until you get really settled.

Let’s do it! Ehhh?  Oh shit! It was just a bad dream…. Oh well, I’m gonna be late for work!  

I know I’m late, I’m sorry.  Yes, I heard you.  Fine, asshole. Blast it off! 

Oh free pizza! My favourite! *died*

Uhh...Can I help you, sir?

Ok sir! That will come to a total of $32.99 dollar. 

Wait sir! You forgot to pay! 

Where are my pencils?! Let’s go, somebody! Get these, get these! Oh my god. Connor, get over here.

You’re late again! If you don’t want to be fired, come to work on time! 

Do you understand? Good! Now get to work!

Aww! I hate homework. Yeah you know, I fail with a record. Ok. What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me? There’s no freaking way! Why?! *screams* *freaking out* No way! *one more screaming*  I need to call a doctor man, call a doctor, somebody doctor.

Oh I hate my life. Ok, calm down. I’ll get the bat, and I’ll smash the shit. I can’t man. I can’t do it.  My laptop’s gone. *crying*  Hey Paul.  Good, yours?  Cool. You know I mean.  I feel like using my laptop.  Well this is it.   Hey, are you fucking serious? Dude, did you do this?

Blue fucking screen of goddamn death. Yeah! Are you… Oh my god. I swear to God dude this is the last goddamn time, this is pissing me off!  I’m done with this shit, No I’m done.  Enough is enough.  Every fucking thing.  Grrrrrrrr!  Last fucking time, I had to enough with this laptop, and internet and blue screen of death!  Enough! Aah!  That’s it, I’m not doing this again, I’m not buying more laptops!

Hey guys, It’s Paul I found out that the blue screen of death is on my sister’s laptop, now it's an error, I am about to hide and wait until she’s freaking out.  

Hi Maggie.  How’s your day at school? Pretty good I guess.   I know what you’re saying.

Do what? Again? Oh shit. Uh oh. Maggie, what are you doing?  What are you doing? Oh Damn.

They mean nothing so just block them out of your head and poses are good.  Ok, excuse me don’t say that…. Nope.  It’s a big issue.  Well maybe because we...not anybody talks to each other, there’s quite simply one of the kind.  It’s separate as you and I and everybody else. 

The only thing I'm getting really upset with you because you’re good friends with Suzanne and she didn’t talk to me that way! I mean that’s not true friend to me, to be honest.  Shut the fuck up and let me talk to you!  You said… I’ll talk to you right now!  Everybody is like…. You don’t wanna hear it right now! 

Dude What so you were afraid of me?! Yeah cuz I can’t do your job anymore.  I don’t want to stop the train, this is the thing, this is a huge year for us, somehow the frustrating part is, I’m the one that has to live with it.  Julie, it’s reflective but it starts with me okay?  So this shit happens to be about me, so let it start  with me first.  You know I’m sorry.

Well I can’t dance good if I’m being kicked out.  Do you think anything is bad gonna happen during this contest?  Don’t you think you’re going to get yelled at?  It must be over again is like you didn’t really care.  What how?  Then talk to her and say I sit next to her! And stop complaining about me and we’re friends! This is really annoying!  Well that’s not true she blames me and…. No you shut the fuck up! 

Shut the fuck up! I swear to god, don’t talk to me that way!  You don’t give me respect that way!  
Don’t be fucking bitch like everyone knows you are!  Do you understand?  Don’t be a bitch!  Then trust me. I’m not afraid of you anymore!  But No! She knows what I’m talking about buddy!  What about our auditions for the next project?  Are we gonna talk about that?

Is it still you called opportunity right there?!  Oh no no, This is the truth, Let’s talk about that!  I’m not mad because you take the good in the bad.  We’re grateful.  Then how about you respect me Suzanne, and let me stand up!   Erica please. I completely accept that I use what you got to do you know I think that there is something here as well.  I genuinely want you to get better.  Am I?

It’s all really took it away, Last time it’s separate. Ladies come on!  Ladies, you need to settle down.

You've all been acting very weird.  To speak about a place of love and now you’re mad.  Then timeout!  Sit down for a second and show some fucking respect!  

Stand up now, You’re getting two different arguments here.  You’ve busted your ass I appreciate it, 

We all appreciate it, somehow it got blown up into an argument between you and Erica, there’s a lot of baggage here from fucking past 2 years, That is coming out now. u

That’s what we’re trying to do.  You’re out Julie.

Excuse us, we’re coming through…. Nooooo! NOOOOOOO!  We feel the pain! Ohhhhhhhhh! The Unimind.  Hey let’s just play something else, let’s play acting.

Don’t move now! And that’s right drop your fucking weapons, do it!  Yeah that’s right, now then here’s what’s going to happen, I’m gonna go over there and take that bottle of water and you’re all gonna say right fucking now.   

You need to shut the hell up before I’ll punch you in the face! Hey! Yo! HAHA! That’s right and I’ve got a taste for blood. Anyone else feels like being a hero. You know That’s what I thought, Very well, you didn’t see anything.  

Noooooo! NOOOOOOO!  We feel the pain! Ohhhhhhhhh!  The Unimind. 

Hold on the second, you can’t get off those clothes yet.  What if somebody from the show should come by.  Don’t worry, I mostly blame her. She should know better you’re obviously stupid.  

Sure, that’s our favourite.  What?  Yeah, yeah, see we’re cool. No need to make this violence.  OH MY GOD! 

Noooooo! NOOOOOOO!  We feel the pain! Ohhhhhhhhh!  The Unimind. 

What?  I should kick your ass right now.  

You sick bitch! 

Noooooo! NOOOOOOO!  We feel the pain! Ohhhhhhhhh!  The Unimind. 

After all these years of lonely searching we finally found each other how wonderful.  

I don’t know where he is, I always call my shoes, and then don’t get mixed up.

Oh and by the way, have you finish your makeup and meet us on the stage for 10 minutes.  

Alright, ready and go!

Wow, just wow. 

I’m bored.  Sorry I'm just feeling full. No more food for me.  Nah, doesn’t feel like fun.  Okay.  You can’t touch a coyote.  Oh shit, look at the time, I really must be going.  Something, I gotta get to work.   I’m fine. See ya Celina.  Yeah but I gotta go.  Celina please, this movie is very disturbing. 

Your family’s beautiful but however that is?  No I’m not.  No, I’m afraid not.  My dear girl, it’s no use, we’ve just grown apart.  I know we’ve had fun in the past, but we’re just not compatible anymore. It's time we went our separate ways, such is life.  I know it’s hard for you.

Maybe our paths will cross again someday, think about it Celina.  Surrounded by knowledge, and no one to share it with the one I can call girlfriend.  Who is the one I used to run with?  Celina.  Oh the glory days. Why have we grown apart?  Quite unchanged actually.  You just betrayed me.  Good luck.

Hey Celina, welcome to Pho’s.  Yeah.  It’s okay now, I will promise you. You don’t have to worry about these things ever.  Now I’ll get some noodles soup for you.  How is that soup treating you? *laughing* *continuing laughing*

Well let’s stop laughing and let’s start eating.  I was thinking more like listening to music, watching movies or playing video games.  How about some jokes.  Alan, what’s the difference between a coyote and a person?  Yes! *laughing*  What why?  Are you okay?  Alan! Alan wait! What are you doing? I just thought  about going to the movies with you and now you had to leave.  

Come on man, This is really important to me.  What are you saying?  You’re wrong about it man.  Now we have some free time, let's get some ice cream.  Well maybe later we can head to the park. What? What did you mean?  But Alan, you’re my boyfriend!  Right.  Goodbye, My good boyfriend! *crying*  *continuing crying* I never thought I’d lose my boyfriend, how can I complete with geniuses?!  

At least Alan’s my friend. In my memories.  I know Patrick, he’s no longer with me! He’s gone!  I’m so sorry.   Ahh! Alan! You’re here. Do you feel different?  Alan what’s wrong?  I didn’t need to betray you. We haven’t gone to the restaurant for the whole day and we’re supposed to do our workout at the gym you know.  

It was the moment of weakness!  I’m sorry. Oh what I’ve done?! What have I done?!  *crying in longer*  Goodbye best friend. *continuing crying*  

*stop crying* I’ll never find another boyfriend like him again.  Alan?  You’re back.  Oh Alan, now that we’re together again, nothing will ever separate us.  Actually, it's pretty cool. I'm not sure if I can finish the whole thing.  *laughing* *continuing laughing*

Hello? Billy? You called me first about this snitching credential. You got a problem with me man?  Oh god. Oh shit.  Hey what’s up man.  Sit over there, I’m actually sure that you come through using that somebody….  

Before that If you got disappointed in me, What’s the big deal?  I got you. But sorry I gotta go.  Hey guys I’m telling you I just forgot to pay. I did, there’s nothing about…. Oh buddy, I will get you a sandwich right now.

Owww! Dude man, what’s wrong with you? I didn’t snitch. It was the man who is friendly.  Oh no.  I’ll get more money man.

As of today, the Burger King has surpassed Wendy’s as the principal supplier to Restaurant Brands International. 

In short, ladies and gentlemen of the board, costs are down, revenues are up and our stock has never been higher.  What? How? Why wasn’t I told?

But you can't do this to me.  I started this company.  You know how much I sacrificed?!!!!!  Oh Simon, please.

I'm fired?

Wonderful news, Jon. Wonderful. In fact, it's the reason for selling the company.  Yes, Wendy’s is recapitalizing in the wake of the destruction.  Expanding.  They made a tender offer we can't ignore. 

The last thing they want is a health conscious with entrenched management.

You’re here by the relieved of your duties. 

The deal is off if you come with it. The board expects your resignation in 31 days. 

Ehh? What?

Jon, the board is unanimous. We're announcing the sale after the World Food Festival. I'm sorry.

Damn.  Get back to the classroom and wait. Now I know this is personal to you, but I insist.

Oh okay, we’re getting into the next area so really… Woah, alright ladies, it’s their mind link thing.

No way in the world, anybody would believe I was a trainer. I’m not gonna do it right now.   I gotta tell you guys I really feel good getting out of this ridiculous outfit.

Why not?  Oh shit, that’s ridiculous.  And nothing will ever be part of us.

What the hell was that?! *gasp* What the fuck?!  What did you do?! I’m calling the cops!!  I'm not even gonna talk to you anymore! The police officer's gonna be here any minute, and you're gonna sit down, and you're gonna talk to him.  

I'm done!  No, I'm done! You're gonna have to tell him why, and when Dad gets home… You are, you've had it when he gets home.  You should be scared, and there he is!  There he is!  Hi. Come on in.  Yeah! Yes! He... He broke our $3,000 TV. He broke so many things in this house.  

And because dad's not home. He got mad.   Go. Go!   Mitchell, cut it out!  I don't care! Go, sit down! Sit down and talk to him!  He thinks every time when something doesn't work, he's gotta break it.  And now... ok calm down. 

See? I need you to buy me a video game!  Dina, I have to go to the game store!!  No! I'm not talking to him!  There's no explanation!  Oh, yeah.  Oh, yeah, I'm really scared. I'm really scared.  Don't let him in.  No! Don't let him in our house!  Yeah.  I can’t go in!  No. I'm not arguing. Don't call me boy. I'm not arguing.

Why do you think I'm acting like...  She wouldn't buy me the game, so I broke the TV. She's unfair, you don't know, go away.  You don't even know what's going on.  No, no! It is a big deal. You don't even know what's going on.  Yeah!  That's the only way!  No, no. If I don't break it, everything goes wrong! Like why...

No!  No. I'm not calming down! Stop! No!  No! Don't touch me!   I'm gonna put my hands on whoever I want!  No!  Make you do what?  No, I'm not afraid of you!   I want you to get out of my face! I want you to get out of my face!  That's what I want!  No, No!  AH! AAH!!! Oh my god! No!! *Coughing*

Hi.  You called a police officer here?  Settle down.  Take it easy, just calm down.  Tell me your side of the story. and What's going on?  Don't talk to me like that. Listen, this doesn't have to be a big deal.  We just need to take care of the problems.   

Sit down. Now!  Come over here and have a seat.  Talk it over. Mitchell, calm down.  Come on, let's go over here.  Okay, You do not put your hands on a police officer, do you understand?   Come over here and have a seat.  

Don't make me do this.  I'm gonna apprehend you and take you to the station.  Look this can be a simple solution, or it could be a big deal. What do you want?  Go have a seat.  No. Mitchell, get down. Don't make me do this.  Last warning!  Open your eyes.

Can I help you? You got it.  Here you are.   Just try an apple buddy.  You gotta turn it around.  You’re welcome.  Okay! Here you go, enjoy.  Trust me, it’s worth it.  There you go, turn it around.  

Hey dude, what can I get you?  Sure.  Do I have an apple that tastes like pussy. Is that what you’re talking about?  

Turn it around.  Woah.

Can I get a Pepsi please?  An apple? I said I wanted Pepsi.  It tastes like Rama.  

Well it’s just like coke, this is amazing.  Me neither.

No matter what you want, this guy’s got an apple for every taste.   

Hi, Orange juice please? I asked for orange juice, not apple.

 Alright.  Oh not bad.  Oh tastes like pear, I liked it.

 Yeah, just believe man, order one.

Uhh...one second, I can’t decide.  Geez okay man, in that case do you have an apple that tastes like pussy?

Here I go. *spits*  It tastes like shit.

It tastes like here from Japan.

Hey Peggy, Don’t forget to do our assignment for tomorrow. Why did you always drink a lot of alcohol?  Oh I haven’t seen that one.  Look it’s us at the park.  Go forward, Go forward, the one we were 5! 

Wait stop, this part looks safe.  Well, who’s the loser now.  Oh really.

So what’s wrong with it?  NOOOO!!!

Cause I want it, just because I’m your twin sister so get to work junior. Hey look, It’s a video about us when we were kids.  Okay, let’s watch.  You just fell down!  

What a loser.  Nathan, don’t watch us!  

You think you're just messing me up.  I can’t believe this.  I don’t know, big deal! Noooo!

You girls are so cute, they're only asleep.  Dad, can I take care of them?  Okay good luck.  

Come on girls, smile at the camera. You’re Briar And here's Peggy. I think.   

Why is she watching sad videos? Wow, they’re beautiful.

What did I think?  I never mess you up. 

Oh please. Okay for one second, you girls know how tired I was because I haven’t slept for weeks. I mean this is amazing I didn’t mess with dad.   

I knew I shouldn’t erase that video. I'm gonna show you when I was a baby.

Are you okay? I told you to be careful.  Oh boy the phone’s ringing. Sure wait a minute, hold on. Let me just put the camera down here.  

I got it. Hello? Oh hi Honey, Yeah. They love their new outfit. Well you know you heard that Peggy just plays with a lot of toys.  And then Briar’s watching a sad scene. 

I gotta go honey, she’s crying now, I have to do something. Ok, bye. t’s not funny.  I don’t know, I think someone’s dying. See that’s obviously Briar. And finally that’s obviously Peggy. 

NO, YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING IN MY ROOM!!! NOO! I don't want to!  Because nobody should be judging my room, I'm the only one who should be sleeping in it.  No, you're not, you're not touching my room!  No, it's called my room for a reason.  It's not yours, it's mine!  I said, no. I'm not taking it! 

Stay away from my room!  Stop touching my stuff!!!  Stop touching my stuff!! NO!  Put my stuff back! NO!!! I'm not... You can't lock me out of my own room! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!  WHATEVER I WANT!  They're trying to kick me out of my room!  STAY AWAY FROM ME!  NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU GET AWAY!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NO!!  YOU STAY AWAY FROM... AH, GET OFF... MY EAR!!!  THAT REALLY HURTS! STAY AWAY FROM ME!! They're on the floor! That's for your sweep! Shut up, or you're next! YOU'RE A NAG!!!  NO!!! IT'S CRAP!  NO!  I'm not getting out of here!  

SHE THREW MY STUFF ON THE GROUND!!!  And you do nothing!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!  Well, you're mean and you're a brat!!  NOOOOO!!!!! NO, I DON'T CARE I HOPE I DO.  I HOPE, I DO!

What’s going on?!  What the hell is going on?! I can't drink a damn Mountain Dew without... What's all this shit?! Boy. I'll kick your ass.

Oh, you're gonna take your skinny ass back here, huh?  Get your ass back here!  Get your ass back here before I get you!  Get your goddamn ass!

YEAH! YEAH!!!

Garrett, why don't you sleep on your floor?  You know what?  I did, I did change the sheets.   No, she's...  You can vacuum.  Garrett, I want these dishes out of here!  Here. Take your stuff

.  You, come on, you guys going down. All right, we'll figure it out, the bathroom. You know what? I want you... to get these dishes and take them downstairs. 

What is going on?!  Okay, Alex. Come on.  Get downstairs.  All right, stop it. Stop it, now.  Get down from there or you'll fall.  All right, whatever.

Shut up!

Let me get some water. 

Better go!

Get over it!  We are! Yeah, we are!  Your room is so... nasty!  I'm gonna clean it before I sleep in it.  Come get your dirty dishes. Yeah, um, here, you get that.  Take your dirty dishes.  Come on!

What did he do?! Where are all my luggage at?  YOU'RE THE WORST, BRAT!  That's it. Come on. Come help here and clean this up. Right now!  You are such a brat!

Garrett, put that on the chair and get out of there, now.  I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Here, here's your jeans, you go get those.  Wow!!  Wow!!! Here, here's your blankie.

I hereby certify you have completed your secondary school education at Toronto High School after a 4 years course of study. Congratulations.

Well guys, from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to say, one last time, peace and love. 

Now, I promised myself I wouldn't cry, but I'm only human. I'm gonna miss you sweet guys. Until September. Go Lions!

Here we are, We've finally managed to come back.  Kyle, we missed you.  Thank you sir.

I really gonna miss you guys. I just wish there was a way for all of us to stay connected.  

I mean, besides the phone, texts, social networking sites, instant messaging and video chatting, there's really no way to keep in touch these days.  Okay.  

Wow Patrick, you look like a doctor.  Hello.  I like singing, dancing and laughing a lot during class times. None of these teachers knew what they were doing. So yeah, Summer has now started.  

And I accidentally prank each other with these hot sauces, can you believe it?  It happened Patrick, It all happened.  

We sure do.

Yeah. Oh, come on, sweet heart. Give me a one more high five. 

Good luck. We can hang out for the summer. Call me if you need me.

I’m so sorry man. Oh there you are!  Oh thanks. Andrea, I want you to meet my new mate Rick.

We may never have to pay for pizza ever again. Do you have a good time?

So what else did you do? That’s not okay.

What? Whaaaat? There is something fucked up man! Somebody put a shampoo inside! Inside the shower! 

Ahhhhhh! God! Fuck!!!  Who made this shampoo? Fuck you. Fuck you fuckers. Can somebody stop this!

Give up. Oh cool man, that’s brilliant.

Oh my god! What?  Why is there so much shampoo?! What the fuck dude? This is not cool!  Get out of my hair!

Oh my god! Ahhh!  The fuck? Where is this coming from?! Ahhhh, Jeez man. 

Are you serious?! Oh my god! I don’t have time for this shit man.   Ahhh man, I'm gonna give up right now. 

Ahh Jesus what the….what the fuck is going on? Ughhhhhh…..What the fuck? What the hell? Come on….I’m gonna lose my fucking hair from this shit! Are you kidding me? What the hell?

The hell’s going on?! Ahhhhhhh!  Jesus! What the fuck! What the fuck! Ughhhhh….Ahhhh! Ugh…..Fuck!  Ahhhhhh! 

Ahhhh.  Does it look like I’m alright?  Are you fucking kidding me? Hey get back here. 

What kind of shampoo did you get?  Okay who the fuck put in my hair really? I can feel it. 

I can’t see, I can’t even see.  You know exactly what you did, you did this! 

You did this shit!  Doing fine.  We’re gonna get you!

For real?   Alright it’s not funny at this point cuz I literally can’t open my eyes so can you guys stop doing it or what? 

What did I do?  What? 

Wait what?  Oh my god man, stop that.

Oh my god! My hair is gonna fucking fall out. Ridiculous! Man, I hate this! Oh my god!

Where did you get the shampoo for real? God...Well get some better stuff!

Oh good job dude. 

What the hell?

Wal-mart?

You did what?

Hey how it’s going?  Listen we got a complaint from somebody called up and there’s been a lot of noise, is everything okay?

Ok, Can you ladies show me your IDs please? Thank you. All right ladies, I’m gonna need all of you to step out of the car now please? It sounds like….

Everybody put your hands behind your back! Come here, stay here! Stay here!  Did you kids…... Turn around, put your hands behind your back.  Good. Turn around, put your hands behind your back please.  

All right. Let’s go guys.

Don’t worry Toni, I got this. Hello Officer.  We’re fine.  Oh don’t worry we’re okay. 

I mean I have a train horn, I recently used it.  *laughing* Ow fuck.  Okay okay, you almost hurt my wrist. Calm down, calm down.  

Ow! Ahhhhh! Awwwwwww.   Come on, come on, just chill, chill. 

Oh Shit, what are we gonna do Gionna?

Okay wait for a moment. 

Okay, okay. Oh fuck man.  My mom’s gonna be so upset. 

So you’re saying that you’re driving a batmobile.  Mark, how are you going to get back and forth?  You can’t drive a Batmobile.  But, but, why were you in such a hurry? I mean, there's…

So what does that mean?  Make it to Toronto?  You think you’re going to Toronto?

It'll take you 2 days to get there.  You sold your car, how much?  No, you did not.  Why?  Guys, stop it!

Do you have to scream as loud as you can?  Fan Expo?  What’s Fan Expo?  No, You can’t take it shit.  What’s Fan Expo?  Toronto? Have you lost your... fucking mind?  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. You're yelling again. Stop yelling.   Okay. You're gonna pay me for what?

No, you're not going to Fan Expo. You're gonna take a Batmobile, all the way to Toronto.   1,000 miles with no roof on your head?  What if it rains?  You don't care if it rains.  You know, the Bat-mobile's beautiful and everything, you did a great job, but you're not gonna drive to Toronto.   No, you're not driving it.

You wanna go, you can drive your car.  You can drive…  That cost three times that much.  That costs, full value for 10, 10 grand.  We're gonna call 'em right now. You're not selling your car, it's already there?  For and over cockpit Bat-mobile.   You're gonna drive to Fan Expo. 

It’s Stupidest event, that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. You're not going anywhere.  You're not going anywhere.  Okay, You better watch your mouth!  I'm gonna kick your ass!

Who cares, it’s my car!  The Batmobile!  Yes, I can! I can drive it whenever I want. Who's gonna stop me?  Fan Expo is in 2 days!  Yes, I do, Fan Expo in 2 days, I need you… Oh my god. Sydney, I need either you or James to drive me, to get the seats for my Bat-mobile, because I don't have seats for it. 

The guy will not go, co, come here, I have to drive there.  Oh my god, Just make him drive me.  Yes!!  What?!  No! No. I'm going to the Fan Expo. I got the car, it was my car. I built it, I bought it, It's my car. And you're driving me.  No! It's in 2 fucking days!   I know! We need to get the seats like tonight. Dude, I'll pay you to get the seats tonight.  

To drive me. Because, no, I need to get the Bat-mobiles, I, I only need 1 seat, I don't even need the other one, I only need 1 seat to drive there.  Yes, I'm taking, I'm taking it to Toronto.  Yeah, I am.  I don't care.  I don't goddamn care.    I can take it where I want.  Yes I can.  I'm 18.  I SOLD MY CAR!  I sold my car, $3,000.

Yes, I did.  I sold it for 3,000.  Because, I need the money now!   Yes, I did. Yes, it's on there.  Right.  Yes it is. Yes I am, I’m going there.  I’m going to the Fan Expo!  No! Get away from me!

So Faith, how’s your volleyball?   By the way, did you get your mirrors broken?  Dude that’s very expensive.  I’ve been here with her, it’s not worth it! Letting her get to you at that point where you get physical with her, it’s not worth it and it pisses me off that she gets you to that point!

Don’t tell me to shut up!  Because I got hit first!  Did she put her hands on you first? Did she?  You don’t know.  Because I’m tired of this shit!  You grabbed her by her hair!  You wanna get your ass beat?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Okay I don’t even say that.  No I didn’t!  I have 2!  

I didn’t do anything like that!  All I said, as I saw…… Because this is not a normal day.  It wasn’t 4 hours!  All I wanted cause I wanna go home! And also talked like shit!  Because uhh..... This is ridiculous.

Well it’s actually amazing.  Yeah I know I saw that the other day from the storm. I’m so mad.  I'm gonna have to pay 100 dollars for it.  Yeah, that’s bullshit.  Hey shut up for one fucking minute!  Then why did you throw at her?  I can’t?!   I don’t know.  Why are you mad at me? What did I do to you?

What shit? What did I do?  But you were my friend!  You’re not my friend anymore apparently!  Yeah Fuck you Lana and Fuck em all!  Yes you did!  Then how many siblings that you have?  You know I had it!  She started it when we talked to our close friends!  Bullshit. Bullshit you did it.   I don't care. 

You can’t be rude like that!  You have no reason to be rude to her like that.   It wasn’t a normal day, it’s probably like 4 hours!  So I’m a liar right? So why don’t you tell the truth for once! Come on Lana! That’s all we have, we went to the event and my mom wanted to tell you and then you snap about it! 

I asked you not to be rude to her!  I wanted to go home, what are you saying then?!  All I said was if you’re starting to get upset I’m leaving and I said to you If you’re leaving, take your family with you! Bullshit man!! 

All right ladies, what’s going on here? Nobody’s gonna see that, can you guys stop? Can somebody tell me what happened please?  

Why?  Okay this is out of control.  Come on, this is only one day.  Okay calm down guys.  Okay.

Guys can we stop this! Look at me, look at me, somebody get her outta here!  Let her go, let her go. Holy fucking retard, somebody get her out of here!