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  • 4Total Actors
  • 1Total Productions
  • Feb 16 2017Last Updated
About This Character

Example lines said by Kyon:
  • *Narrating* Okay, asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid, you can't even consider the topic suitable for idle conversation. But if you still wanna know how long I believed in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this: I've never believed in him, ever. The Santa that showed up at my kindergarten Christmas festival, I knew he was fake. And I never saw mommy kissing Santa or anything. But I have to say, that even as a little kid, I knew better than to believe in some old man that only worked one day a year. Now, having said that, it wasn't until I got older that I realized that aliens, time travelers, ghosts, monsters, espers, the evil syndicates and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes that fight said evil syndicates, were also fake.
  • Hold on a sec. What's wrong with being human? I mean, why do they have to be an alien?
  • You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end humans settle for what's in front of them. If you think about it, humans who were unable to do that made discoveries or inventions and advanced civilization. Planes were invented because people wanted to fly. Cars and trains came to be because people wanted easier means to move around. However, this came from a limited number of people who had innovative plans and concepts. In other words, geniuses made it all possible. Common folk like us are best off living an ordinary life.
  • (narration) The SOS Brigade was officially created by Haruhi in May. It's already June now. During that time I was involved in an incident, that's well... kind of like the world got a case of leg cramps.
  • (narration with a little snarkiness) So, all of us got roped into entering a baseball tournament just like that. Why you ask? The reason's very simple. It was because... well... Haruhi was ... bored.
  • (annoyed) Hey, do you even know the rules to baseball?
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