Introduce yourself as Saionji, or if the song you're singing has spoken parts that works as well.
The anties. I'm squishing the anties. If you press their bellies in the right spot, they make this great squishing sound!
Shut up, Porkfeet!
Hmph. Ugly pigs shouldn't have a right to speak.
Um, um...I've been thinking this ever since I first met you... You have a shady-looking face, and you look like the kind of person who's too lazy to try hard. And not only that, I think you're so hopeless for coming after me like some pedo pervert!
That's why...it really makes me happy when you talk to me Heh, as long as I say that, everyone gladly agrees to become my slave.
*sniff* *sniff* WAAAAAAAAAH! I dont want you to burn it!
I love flowers 'cause they're soooo pretty! I used to play at flower gardens when I was a kid. It was lots of fun stomping them and messing them up! It's fun to stomp pretty things with my feet and kick them all over the place. (Excited, happy)
What a loser, he's almost as bad as that ugly ass nurse.