Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your first taste of locker room culture? Sorry you grew up such a nerd!
My goodness kid, that form is atrocious! And your technique is completely immature. We need to start over from scratch. Starting tomorrow we're gonna tear you down and build up bigger and better than ever, so get READY!
He's a good kid. He really is. But don't go telling the other guys that, they'll think I'm going soft.
