(fast newsroom pitch, opportunistic) Headline package is already moving. “Devil of Hell’s Kitchen?” Question mark gives us legal oxygen.

(matter-of-fact, chasing the viral angle) This is the thing today. Local monster story. Vigilante angle. Tenement attack. People are eating it up.

(incredulous, trying to drag Ben into the obvious headline) You know there’s a man with horns body-slamming people in that video, right?