Clusterf**k Audio Drama
rustedham for Braxten Jameson James
23, Caucasian, male
Braxten is a multi-generational legacy student at Mauve U. In fact, his great-great-great grandfather founded the school. Prestige is everything to his family, and Braxten feels a tremendous amount of pressure when it comes to fulfilling his parents’ expectations. Whenever a problem arises - such as, say, a debilitating chronic illness like Multiple Sclerosis - Braxten believes he can handle it himself. He’s a James, after all.
Braxten - Tour guide spiel, first day on the job, very proud to be here.
Mauve University is younger than other ivy-tier schools, but believe me, we’ve earned our spot on the varsity squad. Mauve was founded in 1869 by my great-great-great-grandfather, Jameson Adler James. Coming up ahead, you’ll see the majestic Gladys James Psychology Building. On our right, it’s the Eugene Jefferson James Memorial Gymnasium. And on our left--(surprised) Keira. My lovely girlfriend, everyone.