CICADA 3000 A Comedy Space Drama - Episode 104

JKelleher for Tchaikovsky/ Alien Pilot/ New to flying / Paranoid / or Improv it :) Make it funny

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Tchaikovsky/ Alien Pilot/ New to flying / Paranoid / or Improv it :) Make it funny
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: abankier


FOR CONTEXT THIS IS THE SCENE FROM THE SCRIPT 
ALL lines for this role are black in bold.
VO Only- No need to use SFX. But of course if you feel creative you can do another edited version :) 


[Diego fired the laser cannon and destroyed one of the fighters]

[Quick transition to alien fighter pilot seconds before getting blown up.]

[How To Pronounce Tchaikovsky -> Chai-kof-skee]


Alien Pilot: Varick!?

Radio Response: Tchaikovsky, I read you.

Alien Pilot: Varick, I fear my first battle will take my life... *(Sigh)* My wife!

Radio Response: Tchaikovsky, we spoke about this, you are sat in a chamber controlling a fighter pilot clone...

Alien Pilot: It feels so real, how do I know I am not really here?

[SFX]An alarm signalling the fighter has been targeted[SFX]Radio Static in and out words[SFX]

Radio Response: Tchaikovsky?...

Alien Pilot: What if you are lying to me so I have no fear... Maybe this is how you get everyone to step in line during war.

Radio Response: Tchaikovsky?...Are you there? What is that noise!? Do you read me?

Alien Pilot: Loud and clear Varick- it's an alarm... I'm... being targeted...

Radio Response: Kovsky! Listen to me! Remember your training! Remember- No fear- you are here!

Alien Pilot: Here it comes brother! Tell my wife and children...

[SFX Fumbling as missile reaches closer SFX]

Radio Response: Tell them what! I'm recording your message now...

Alien Pilot: Oh yeah! Tell my poor children... Argh! Errr! I just shit my pants! I can see the missile it's... Explosion SFX, Dead radio SFX...

Radio Response: (*Message Recorded*SFX)


[Quick transition to a future event]

SFX Knocking on door.


Varick: Mr's Kovsky?

Mr's Kovsky: Yeees? What is it?

...
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  • Alien Pilot: Varick!?


    Alien Pilot: Varick, I fear my first battle will take my life... *(Sigh)* My wife!

  • Alien Pilot: It feels so real, how do I know I am not really here?

  • Alien Pilot: Loud and clear Varick- it's an alarm... I'm... being targeted...

Wildoski
Wildoski

Your gut was right there... that was funny! well done. William Shatner defo rang out to me there. If you wanted too- I would like to listen to it- you could read through the script and all your lines for that character, feel the atmosphere he's in... about to get hit by a missile. Then when you feel you got it, hit record, give it your ham/Shatner/over dramatic/funny spin and see how it sounds?

    JKelleher
    JKelleher

    Gladly.

      Wildoski
      Wildoski

      Do you want to try going ham with the Boss Role I just uploaded. Feel free to improv, what ever helps you get into the comedic character, Do it :)

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