Hello. This... is Mom Universe. Yes *adjusts her visor* The children are playing swords. Sorry- playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again... *turns to Connie and Steven* Sorry I panicked

*cheerfully* Oh, Spinel. Did you change you hair?

(You singing Garnet's part in Happily Ever After)

 Once upon a time, a Sapphire came to Earth with her Ruby soldier,
Sapphire's deadly fate was set until the Ruby rushed in to hold her,
Suddenly, they were fusing,
Beautiful, strange, confusing,
And there I was, a bundle of questions, so naive
That if you told me this I never would have believed you then, but

Here we are in the future!