Wicked: Popular (MLP:FIM Version) (Need Rarity VA/SINGER)

Twilight - now that we're known each other for a long time , I've decided to

make you my new project. 

I know. That's what makes me so nice!

Why, Twilight, look at you. You're beautiful.

You're welcome

(These are speaking lines)

Whenever I see someone

Less fortunate than I

(And let's face it - who isn't

Less fortunate than I?)

My tender heart

Tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover

I simply have to take over

I know, I know exactly what they need

And even in your case

Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face

Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed

Follow my lead

And yes, indeed

You will be

Popular!

You're gonna be popular!

I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to clots

Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!

I'll show you what boots to wear

How to fix your mane

Everything that really counts

To be popular!

I'll help you be popular!

You'll hang with the right cohorts

You'll be good at sports

Know the slang you've got to know

So let's start

'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:

Don't be offended by my dear analysis

Think of it as personality dialysis

Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a

Sister and adviser

There's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to popular -

I know about popular!

And with an assist from me

To be who you'll be

Instead of dreary who-you-were—well are!

There's nothing that can stop you

From becoming popular - lar

La la, la la

We're gonna make

You pop-u-lar!

When I see depressing creatures

With unprepossessing features

I remind them on their own behalf

To think of

Celebrated heads of state or

Specially great communicators

Did they have brains or knowledge?

Don't make me laugh!

They were popular! Please -

It's all about popular!

It's not about aptitude

It's the way you're viewed

So it's very shrewd to be

Very very popular

Like me!

And though you protest

Your disinterest

I know clandestinely

You're gonna grin and bear it

Your new found popularity - Ah!

La la la la

You'll be popular -

Just not quite as popular

As me!

(These are singing lines)