Untitled Golden Girls Audio Parody

Untitled Golden Girls Audio Parody

Project Overview

DECIDED TO POST THIS AGAIN!! Let's make this happen!!

This is an untitled Golden Girls Parody.


This will be an sitcom audio presentation. At this time there will no animation to go with it, but that could always change in the future. I will be uploading it to a few different channels. Youtube, Facebook, Soundcloud and a few more.


Currently this is an unpaid project and as of right now is only for the first episode. I may write a few additional episodes if this one does well, or I come up with some decent material.


Please note that none of the lines in this audition are currently in the script. I just made them up for auditioning purposes.


The usual rules apply

1. Have a clear mic (No laptop or smartphone mics are acceptable)

2. Have fun and play out the character

3. It is unlikely that I will make any casting decisions before the deadline. Which is subject to change. 


If you are cast please submit your lines in a timely manner.


The First Episode
Blancha goes on a blind date with a man she met off of Tinder.  Little does she know that he is actually a professional Cher impersonator. Meanwhile the other ladies are working on entering a local talent competition.  

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  • Final Deadline

    Decided to try this one last time! This will be the final deadline to audition. After this we will either push through and start the project in 2019 or I will scrape it and rewrite the first episode and have a new audition. Let's just see how this round of auditions go. Get them in while you can.
  • Deadline extended planning to start this project by October

    Greetings! Thanks to everyone who has auditioned so far. I have decided to extend the deadline by one more month. Making the final day to audition by Sept 23. I'd like to get a few more auditions in. Once Sept 23rd comes I will be making the casting decisions. Best of luck and thank you to all who have auditioned so far.
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
DORTHEA
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Dorthea is a divorced teacher, She is often very sarcastic. I don't care if a male or female plays this role. You can sound as close to Dorthy as possible or take it in your own direction! Just as in the original show she is a dynamic character that can go from being sarcastic to serious. 

  • (Sarcastic) No Ma! I'm upset, because Caitlyn Jenner looks better than me in a low cut dress.

  • How could you forget about something like this? We're never going to be able to make it in time.. None of us are!

  • You know I'm not really sure. We were married for 38 years and in all that time it always seemed like he would finish before I even got to the room.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Blancha
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Blancha is a southern belle with an inhabitable appetite for men.  I will be playing this role!

  • Girls! I do believe that this dress makes me look absolutely stunning. I didn't even need to use a filter!

  • I remember it like it was yesterday. I was there with Josh... or was it Jacob? No it was Jeremy!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rosa
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Rosa is at times clueless but has a heart of gold. This is another character that you can sound as close to Rose from the Golden Girls or make her your own. 

  • This reminds me of the time Ingrid Shoobafetcher tried out for St Olaf High School's Varsity Cheerleading Yodeling team.

  • You can't stay mad at Blancha forever. At the counseling center I see this all the time. You're mad because you feel abandoned.  

  • I don't understand... I didn't know Uber drivers hated when you played the Tuba!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sophie
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Sophie is the mother of the group. She is often sassy and quick witted. She gets pleasure in shaming her daughter Dorthea but all the ladies look up to her.

This is another character that you can make your own or try to sound as close to Sophia from Golden Girls. 

  • Pussycat! You look stunning........at least to Helen Keller!

  • Let me tell you two a story! Picture This! Sicily 1952! A young peasant girl goes to Marcario the town's only pasta painter.

  • I went on a blind date once.... I took him to see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.... As it turns out it wasn't so bad. I hummed  songs from random musicals and he thought it was the Sound of Music.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Chaz the Cher Impersonator
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

This character is only in the first episode at the moment. Do your best Cher impersonation.

  • I never have problems remembering to turn my clocks back. Everyone seems to get pleasure out of singing If I could Turn back Time when Daylight savings time ends. 

  • I think the hardest part about being a Cher impersonator is that people mistake me for the real deal all the time. 

  • **Sing a bit of any Cher Song**

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Narrator
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Try to have fun with being the Narrator. The Narrator has a small part here. Mostly just describing some things between scenes that would normally be there if there was a visual. 

  • These four women share a life together. There are times when they are best friends and there are times when they a bitter rivals. This is one of those times that they are bitter rivals.

  • Blancha would come home from her date feeling defeated. She was hoping nobody else was home to see her in this emotional state.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Restaurant Host
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Has only a couple of lines. You can make the host sound anyway you want.

  • Good evening! Welcome to the Rusty Anchor... Do you have reservations?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Doug
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

This is just a guy that shows up to try to impress Blancha while she waits for her date. He only has a handful of lines. I picture him to have a Texan type of accent and be a typical cowboy. 

  • I don't recall seeing a pretty thing like you here before.

  • Do you mind if I buy you a drink?

  • How would you like to come back to my hotel tonight? 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
TALENT SHOW HOST
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

This is another character that only will be appearing for this episode. Looking for someone with some energy as you are hosting talent show night after all.

  • Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Rusty Anchor! How is everyone doing tonight?

  • You came on a fantastic night. It is talent night and we have quite the show for you!

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