Unnamed Halo Machinima Series

Project Overview

Hello! This is Doosh, a group channel dedicated to making people laugh, and making people feel. Not as much on that second one. Anyway, we're about to launch a new machinima series! There's not much information on it now, but scripts and other information will be provided if we like your voice! None of these parts are final, and they may not even see the light of day. BUT, if you're casted in a role, that means we like your voice and would like to use you for SOMETHING in the near future. So please, let us hear your sweet buttery voices. Also, we needs girls, because we're nowhere NEAR popular enough for girls to talk to us. At all. We're so sad and pathetic... ANYWAY, audition for the role, get the role, fuck the role, run into the role a month later at the grocery store and make uncomfortable prolonged eyecontact.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
ANOTHER Average Male Voice
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Just another slot for male voices. We need more than one! And we would like more than two! If you don't get cast here, maybe you'll get a message from us still!!!

  • (Old Man/Hermet Voice) Hey, you fucking kids! Get off my property! Don't make me throw these chicken nuggets at you!

  • There's nothing more beautiful than waking up, looking outside and taking in the smell of fresh white privilage.

  • Does anyone here know how to remove a condom...? I'm asking for a friend? Am I... Is HE just supposed to use his hands...? That's nasty, there're juices on that.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Average Sounding Male
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

If we like your voice, you will be casted as random male voices throughout our projects. This isn't very strict, just show that you're capable of expressing lines with comedic timing and personality!

  • Hey… You from Tennessee, because I’d like to take you into the bathroom and have  uncomfortable stall sex with you…

  • I’m an American, and in America, we have no problem shooting anyone for any reason! That’s the moral of the story.

  • H-Help us... It’s so… so horrible… There’s a man in there…. Eating individual grapes from the bag…. without the intention of purchasing any…

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Average Female Voice
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

If we like your voice, you will be casted as random female voices throughout our projects. This isn't very strict, just show that you're capable of expressing lines with comedic timing and personality!

  • Are you seriously coming on to me in the back corner of a build-a-bear workshop?

  • All I'm saying is, everything was going just fine before you two moved in next door.

  • Yes I kept the dog, I also kept all of your CD's. I don't like the music, I just value the thought of you NOT having it.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
ANOTHER Average Female Voice
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Just another slot for female voices. We need more than one! And we would like more than two! If you don't get cast here, maybe you'll get a message from us still!!!

  • Oh, that's old man Winnigan. He likes throwing chicken nuggets at you from the rooftops. He's sweet, don't worry about him.

  • I've never seen so much failure... That was sad. Like, I don't even like you, and I felt bad watching that. How do you live with yourself?

  • Maybe if we all spent more time complaining and less time arguing, life would be a better place.

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