Universally Homestuck

Universally Homestuck

Project Overview

We are group of voice actors & actresses who have come together to take on the task of dubbing the entirety of Homestuck.


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*No webcam, laptop, phone, or headset mics are allowed*
(Failure to comply with this rule will result in your audition being deleted)

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Vocal Auditioning:

1. Keep your audition(s) clear with as little background noise/white noise as possible.

2. Don’t just read the lines. Perform!

3. Please be able to emote. We’re not looking for soulless robots here.

4. Please give at least 1-2 takes of each line with a different inflection.

5. Have fun!

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jade Harley
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: akariki

We’re looking for a voice that captures both a high-pitch and adorableness. We ask that you try not to go too high. Overall, think of a Sayaka Maizono type of voice.

  • Yo yooooooo!!!!!!!

  • Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

    Dave. Dave this poor bird…

  • Gosh, I don’t know?? I guess I didn’t find the time to make them because I keep getting punched in the face by robots and stuff!!!!!!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jake English
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Looking for a voice that can pull off a “somewhat convincing” British accent. We like to believe that Jake isn’t actually British. He just likes to pretend that he is.

  • Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!

  • Gad freaking zooks. Just what I need! Another pushy bro in my life. This secret training of yours better be worth it!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karkat Vantas
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking forward a voice that can sound loud but caring. Gruff, but charismatic. Almost sorta human-sounding in nature. Think of AmbitiousBard’s version of Karkat.

  • EGBERT YOU ARE THICKER THAN THAT HIDEOUS JOKE BOOK YOU WADDLE AROUND WITH.

  • I GAVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE. SORRY…

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Equius Zahhak
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound both cold and calculating. Something unsettling, but at the same time commanding.

  • D--> I command you to have free will and do as you please. And continue being bothersome and unpredictably destructive. I mean…if you want.

  • D--> I was having fun. The line about the belly scratching was e%ceptionally playful, and I am to be commended. You will commend me, I command it!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Eridan Ampora
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound rather pompous and entitled. We'd be certainly impressed if we could hear somebody do an Irish-sounding Eridan.

  • Its hard. Being a kid and growwing up. Its hard and nobody understands.

  • Okay. All of her, FRAUDULENT MAGICS, cannot come close to posin’ threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Feferi Peixes
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound bubbly and excited. Overall, we sorta see Feferi having a rather princess-esque voice. Think of a Sonia Nevermind type of voice.

  • Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED!

  • -Everyt)(ing we are about to do next is exciting. It is always exciting. I’m -EXCIT—————-ED! 

    Pc)(ooooo.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Damara Megido
open
Unpaid

We're looking for a voice that pull off a believable Japanese accent and is also filled with contempt and snarky-ness.


*Please give us one take in English and one in Japanese*

  • I’ve made my peace. Everyone else can just go and die!

  • I hate Rufioh, I hate Horuss, and I especially hate Meenah. I hate everybody!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sn0wman
open
Unpaid

We’re looking for a very sinister, almost sensual, type of voice. Something really Disney villain-esque.

  • What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Hearts Boxcars
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a very brutish sounding voice. Like a night club bouncer type of voice. Something really firm, aggressive, and maybe a little goofy sounding.

  • You order one of your burliest agents to the scene.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jaspersprite
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that sorta goofy-sounding but also very loving as well. A sort of Big the Cat kind of voice. *The ability to purr is very much welcomed*

  • Rose, I’m just a cat and I don’t know much, but I know that you’re important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. And you dont know what that means, but you will see it’s all tied together!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
open
Unpaid

We’re looking for a voice, like Sn0wman’s, that is very sensual and enticing. Think of Maleficent “Sleeping Beauty”

  • Neophyte Redglare is reported to 8e quite talented. I find no reason to dou8t this. Still, how can I 8e caused any unrest to learn their recourse is to send a lone, inexperienced 8ureaucrat to apprehend me?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nannasprite
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is very grandmotherly in nature. A voice that is sweet, gentle, and kind.

  • Hoo hoo hoo!

  • A computer? Why, what is that John? Oh hoo hoo hoo! No, John. You are not inside a computer or software or anything like that! Try not to be so linear, dear.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Peregrine Mendicant
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is very plain in nature, but also very dignified and refined.

  • Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Andrew Hussie
open
Unpaid

We’re looking for a voice that is both comical and whimsical. *A pitch-perfect impersonation of Hussie would be AWESOME and funny!!*

  • Bring me a horse and I am yours forever.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Windswept Questant
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: winniethepoop

We’re looking for a voice that is very soft-spoken but also very regal sounding.

  • The final hope for victory lies in patience and planning.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Doc Scratch
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is very deadly sounding and serious, but also charismatic. Nothing overly cartoony, please. Think of the Cheshire Cat from “Alice: Madness Returns”

  • I am an excellent host.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Calliope
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound all-around charming and sweet. *No accent is required, but we heavily encourage a slight British accent*

  • By skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration.

  • ThoUgh I’m sUre I’ve said, he isn’t qUite my brother. We are related, yes, bUt not in the way hUman brothers and sisters are.

    We are genetically similar, bUt in many ways qUite different. In fact, oUr blood coloUr is not even the same!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Meenah Peixes
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice with tons of sass and attitude. Think of a voice like Foxxy Love from “Drawn Together” or an Amethyst type of voice from “Steven Universe”

  • Wow!! Life story alert. Do not care.

  • I make m$ney, gurl.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Aranea Serket
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound gentle and sweet. A total polar opposite of Vriska’s voice. Overall, we see Aranea with a mixture of a Velma and Pearl type of voice.

  • The process of healing first involves sifting through what it isn’t, which happens to 8e almost everything your trou8led mind has to offer.

  • THAT HAS TO 8E THE WORST STORY THAT HAS EVER 8EEN TOLD IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE!! No! I will not “clam down.” Clamming is not something you can do, unless you do it UP, or you are literally retrieving clams from a 8ed of soft oceanic soil.You just have no respect for a well told story!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Meulin Leijon
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound loud, but also controlled and cute at the same time. Think of Akira Kogami from “Lucky Star"

  • 333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!! M33NAH I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUCH! WHY DIDN’T WE EVER HANG OUT WHEN WE WERE ALIVE???

  • MOGOMGOMGOGOMGOGMMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOG. MOG!!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Latula Pyrope
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: winniethepoop

We’re looking for a voice that almost sounds sorta “tom-boyish” in nature. Think of a mixture of both the Ibuki Mioda and Princess Daisy.

  • H3y, ch3ck out th1s OUTST4ND1NG h34lfl1p!!!!

  • P444444YCH3CK!!! 1 s41d, 4ll sh4k1ng my f1st. H4h4h4, dont l34v3 m3 h4ng1n grl.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Horuss Zahhak
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound dignified, but also incredibly nerdy. A Cogsworth or a Papyrus voice is sorta what we see for Horuss.

  • F*DDLEST*%. Please pardon my utterly e%ecrable language, and unforgivable stammering, your Horseness.

  • I suppose Rufioh should ask. He’s always been the only one who can parse your vulgar, peasant tongue.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jane Crocker
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: winniethepoop

We’re looking for a voice that is very simple and sweet. A slight Southern accent is not required, but definitely welcomed. Overall, we’d like to go for a Komaru Naegi sort of voice.

  • I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we’re about to take.

  • I cannot believe you chose to do this today of all days. I should have known better!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Caliborn
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound gruff and abrasive. A more cartoony-sounding Karkat. Think of an Invader Zim or Pox type of voice.

  • IT MAY SURPRISE YOU TO KNOW. I AM JUST AS CAPABLE OF RESPECTING THAT. AS I AM OF THROWING A TANTRUM ABOUT IT.

  • JUST LOOK HOW SMART THIS HOAX IS. THANKS TO MANGA. SEE. THROUGH THE ELEGANCE OF BEAUTY AND FINESSE. IT SOFTENS THE UNCOUTH MALE EXTERIOR. BEVELING THE ANGLES OF PURE MUSCLE. TAMING HIS INCREDIBLE ANGRINESS. AND BY THE FLUSHING OF CHEEKS. THE DEWING OF BROW. THE GLASSING OF EYES. ONE BRINGS OUT OF ANY BRUTE, HIS TRUE INNER BISHIE. WHICH ACTUALLY IS MANGANESE. FOR A BEAUTIFUL LOOKING DUDE.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Roxy Lalonde
open
Unpaid

We’re looking for a voice that can pull off sounding drunk and incoherent. However, please try to not slow down your delivery all that much. A slight Brooklyn/New York accent is very much welcomed, but not required. Overall, We’d like to see if anybody can do an interpretation of Inky’s “Broadway Roxy”

  • I can't hit on anybody and, appaprently, I can entertain nary a frisky THOUGHT about anyboby because apparentley evrybodies OFF LIMITS!!!!!

  • Jaek Enklish, can't u see I'm knee-deep in all these stupid meow cats?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dave Strider
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is casually monotone but still has some energy to it. A really laid-back and chilled sort of voice. Think of a Michael J. Fox sort of voice.

  • Oh yeah? That is such a coincidence. I just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet. Its like freaking Christmas up in here.

  • I’m not a hero. My bro was. John is. I’m not…

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kanaya Maryam
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is both elegant and refined. Pretty much any accent you think sounds prim and proper is very much welcomed.

  • Is This Your Human Sarcasm That I’ve Heard About That You Always Use And That Is Basically A Terrible Way To Communicate?

  • Why Do I Got To? I Don’t Got To. And Every Time You Take My Help For Granted I Feel Like I “Got To” A Little Less.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Terezi Pyrope
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound very snarky and sly. Overall, a nerdy Peridot kind of voice. Also, a slight rasp to her voice would be great appreciated.

  • D4V3. G1V3 1T 4 L1TTL3 T4ST3 FOR M3. T3LL M3 WH4T HUM4N BLOOD T4ST3S L1K3. 1'V3 B33N SO CUR1OUS >:]

  • 1 F33L 4WFUL 4BOUT K1LL1NG YOU. 3V3N THOUGH, T3CH1N1C4LLY, YOU N3V3R 3V3N D13D SO 1 DONT KNOW WH4T YOU'R3 COMPL41N1NG 4BOUT >:[

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Vriska Serket
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound both snooty and snarky. We get that Vriska is a pain in the butt to others, but we want the voice to be bearable to listen to. Think of a Junko Enoshima type of voice.

  • Okaaaaaaaay, I don’t really get that. So you can just go ahead think I’m some dum8 flighty 8road again.

  • I forgot how much I loved highlighting it to read all the 8oring things you have to say. It’s like a fun game for super extra handicapped retarded people. Like opening a present! Find out what o8noxious thing the mystery tool typed.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Cronus Ampora
open
Unpaid

We’re looking for a voice that the audience can immediately learn to hate. A real slime ball kind of voice essentially.

  • All these cats and kittens, I’m telling you. They’re alvways drawvn to the freaks and rejects. You havwe to be 8ROKEN in some vway to get a little concupiscent attention.

  • Oh, howv the rationalizations begin to flowv vwhen it suits your ovwerinflated ego. So vwery typical of the kind of people vwho reject me.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Wayward Vagabond
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is both excitable and quirky. Octopimp’s take on Jake English is a good place to start from.

  • YOU THERE. BOY.

  • JOHN. GO AND GET THE COOKIES.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Diamonds Droog
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is also very mobster(ish) sounding in nature. Voices from “L.A Noire” would be a great reference to draw from.

  • He better hope you find him dead. What you’re gonna do to him will be much less painful that way.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Hivebent Narrator
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is rather dark and mysterious, but also really soothing to listen to. Sort of like a Creepypasta reader of sorts.

  • This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season’s equinox, is the day of this young troll’s larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. Though it was six solar sweeps ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years. Earth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that does not yet exist. What will the name of this young troll be?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
"==>" Narrator
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is similar to that of a automated prompter that fluidly advances the player along. A voice that is similar to that of the Handyman Unit from Five Nights At Freddy’s: Sister Location.

  • Welcome to Homestuck!

  • Player: Begin reading Homestuck

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Aimless Renegade
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is very gruff and very commanding at the same time. Almost like a Gundham Tanaka type of voice.

  • Law is beauty. Order is peace.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rufioh Nitram
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can capture Dante Basco’s personality and attitude.


*We'd be impressed if anybody can pull off a Dante Basco impression*

  • Oh, hey doll… you were gone a crazy long t1me…

  • Anyway…Once 1 actually do get up the nerve to break 1t to h1m…don’t be th1nk1ng th1s 1s your b1g chance w1th me! 1t’s over between us for good k1nda for obv1ous reasons…so just fr1ends, you d1g?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kurloz Makara
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound sinister and EXTREMELY cryptic. A truly terrifying kind of voice.

  • LONG LIVE THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH!!

  • TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lord English
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is very booming and evil-sounding in nature. *More will be added into his voice later on down the line*

  • HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME. WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dirk Strider
open
Unpaid

We’re looking for a voice that is very much akin to that of a male Anime protagonist. Give us something that is thoughtful and deep, while still being chill and laid-back. A voice that is similar to Kyon from “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya”

  • If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.

  • Get away from me! I have a sword!!

    I’ll use it, I swear! It’s sharp! And it’s awesome! And… It’s a sword!!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rose Lalonde
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is dark but also bright at the same time. A voice that is cryptic to the core. We suggest going for a Kyoko Kirigiri type of approach.

  • Perhaps it’s the deplorable romantic in me, but I thought your present, and your friendship, demanded reciprocation surpassing by some degree of the utterly meaningless.

  • Oh, I see. So instead of having to double explain, I merely have to put up with being double spied upon. What a relief!

  • Whoops I’m sorry, Yakaya.. 

    Kayolo. ., … Papaya. Shoot! 

    Your name is so lovely, why can’t I shay it!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Homestuck Narrator
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is engaging and entertaining to listen to. A voice that is similar to that of a radio talk-shows host or DJ.

  • A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jack Noir
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that is very rough around the edges. A real mobster/gangster type of voice.

  • Graveyard stuffers.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nepeta Leijon
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for a voice that can sound cute with a tiny hint of a French accent. Think of Azamack’s performance as Nepeta. *Also, the ability to purr is very much welcomed*

  • :33 < *AC saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*

  • :33 < *Rawrgh, you are such a hypurrcrite! You pretend to be so high and mighty but I know you’re not and I know you like games.*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Aradia Megido
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We’re looking for voice that can pull off a wide variety of emotions while still sounding a bit dry and dead at he same time. A real Raven-esque kind of voice. *Filters and the like are greatly appreciated*

  • [Dead] S0llux I actually w0uld like it if you were happy.

  • [Robot] Wait. What is that. This feeling. 0h g0d…0H MY G0D WHAT DID Y0U D0!

  • [Alive] There’s no better time and there are so many corpses here to work with! Is everybody ok with that? Do you want to have a big corpse party? We can incinerate the remains in the sun and it will be just glorious!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gamzee Makara
open
Unpaid

We’re looking for a voice that can sound laid-back, abrasive, and gruff. A slight Southern dialect is appreciated but not required. Think of SenileSnake’s performance as Gamzee. *Also, please bring the energy when reading for “Sober Gamzee”*

  • I GoT To BeLiEvE In WhAt My HeArT TeLlS In Me, EvEn If It'S A FaKe ThInG.

  • [Sober] I FINALLY GOT MY UNDERSTANDIN’ ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE!! They were always both…me… :o) AND ALSO…ME!! Do:

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Porrim Maryam
open
Unpaid

We're looking for a voice that is borderline "motherly" and also very refined and elegant.


*We'd like to hear an accent that is either Austrian or German*

  • Yes, ho+w dreadful it wo+uld be fo+r yo+ur sixty nine millio+n wo+rd essay to+ get bo+gged do+wn by even the faintest reference to+ the ro+les o+f gender in Befo+ran and Alternian civilizatio+n.

  • Yo+u kno+w, yo+u are actually very cute. That girl who+’s been wandering aro+und in the drago+n suit is a very lucky lady.

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