"You're quick to jump in without permission. How did you find me?"
"Well, I was on a quest. A long, hard journey in my search for my own redemption. I had sinned in my past life, and I wanted to repent -- I thought, perhaps, someone like you would be able to save me from my misdemeanours. I want you, a man of science, to cleanse me of my wrongdoings."
"...is that truly why you're here?"
"No, dipfuck, your name's on the door."
Unearthly is an audio drama based off of the concept of a JRPG, with an R-rated twist. A fourth-wall shattering protagonist, crude humour, sex jokes, and brutal, raw emotion bring this futuristic fantasy to it's twisted magnum opus.
AUDITION REQUIREMENTS
> You don't need a professional microphone, but I'd appreciate if there was NO BACKGROUND NOISE.
> You must have SKYPE or DISCORD (Discord preferred) so I can contact you if casted. I will PM you my Discord tag, Skype name, or email if you're casted.
> You must be comfortable with VULGARITY, VIOLENCE, and SUGGESTIVE CONTENT. There is no explicit sexual scenarios, but there's plenty of INNUENDOS and SEX JOKES.
> You must be able to SEND FILES TO ME somehow, preferably through email.
> Have FUN!
Hello, it's Cat, the creator of this project! I've realized that I've forgotten a crucial feature of this project, and I'd appreciate if it was taken care of!
Unearthly needs NPC VOICES (shopkeepers that the group encounters, mobs and enemies, etc.) and ARTISTS for character design and video images, as these dramas will be posted on YouTube!
If you are interested in any of these roles, please PM ME. If you're interested in being an artist, give me examples of your art!
Thank you and have a nice day!
Main protagonist -- sarcastic, snarky, and humourous. Has a creature living in his eye. "Thief".
Medium range male voice. Be creative!
Look, when you said "release the beast", I wasn't sure whether you meant Pal or my dick.
I don't have time to chat, girlie -- just tell me where I can find Doctor Nyght.
Fuck, I'm onto something, aren't I?
Party member -- wild, cheerful, and sneaky. Believes she's a wild cat, lives in the forest. "Rogue".
High range female voice. Animated + lisp.
Is that a friend?! Do I see a friend coming this way?!
You know it's bad to invade people's homes, right? Why'd you come into MY forest, ya silly?
Don't you patronize me! I'm young, but I'm super tough!
Party member -- rough, hostile, but curious. Part of a secluded hunter's tribe. "Beastmaster".
Medium-deep range male voice. Broken English.
Name pronounced (KHA-leen Ji-all-GUY).
Don't...understand. English...not my first language, no.
Suffering...to hope, right? Suffering...goes to hope? Is that...that you?
(roar of any kind. just roar into your fuckin mic)
Antagonist -- sadistic, intelligent, and sly. A scientist who's trying to remake a formula of immortality.
Deep range male voice. Smooth + breathy.
You've come this far. I never expected one of my own experiments to find me like this. A shame...
You've found the truth of your past? Hey, look at me when I talk to you!
Look at me, Anna. Everything will be fine.
Party member -- cold, bitchy, and irritable. The materialistic general of the capital city's army. "Knight".
Medium range female voice. Powerful + sharp.
I put you in charge for one day...god damn it, this is an army, not a whorehouse!
What do you want, kid? I'm too busy to deal with pointless requests.
For Pialle! Let's tear this bitch down!
Party member -- joyous, motherly, and friendly. A dancer and saleswoman from the city. "Archer".
Medium range female voice. Animated + sweet.
He-ey! What's goin' on, sugar baby?
God, I swear, if you hurt my lil' Vanessa...I'll make you regret ever laying a hand on her!
I got supplies you can't find anywhere in Edu'llah. Wanna take a look?
NPC -- weak, soft, and sweet. Everett's sister, who is slowly dying of a terminal illness.
High range female voice. Breathy + weak/ill.
...it hurts a lot, Everett...
You don't have to do this for me, brother...I'll be fine...
...please, you there...can you...stop him...?
Boss -- childish, sadistic, and moody. A plush-loving man who goes from zero to a hundred fast.
Medium-high range male voice. Cute to demonic.
Look, Levy! Friends! Let's give them a-- warm welcome.
You're all so fucking pathetic!
Let's have some tea, okay? Don't mind the colour -- that's what makes it so fun.
Party member -- quiet, peaceful, and smooth. The protagonist's estranged brother. "Black Mage".
Deep range male voice. Smooth + sultry.
The smoke of burning roses gives good luck, doesn't it? That's what I've been told.
Mm, strange. I never found you to be the aggressive type.
You never changed...you really never changed.
Party member -- hearty, tough, and amiable. Works at the coast town's lumber mill. "Warrior".
Deep range male voice. Animated + cheerful.
Well, if you need anything, you can always come to me! I'm in your debt, kid!
The forests around here can get dangerous. They're swarming with creatures, you gotta be careful.
Y'all need an axe man? You look like you need some strength.
Boss -- nasty, materialistic, and vain. A fashion-forward teen girl with burning butlers swarming her.
Medium-high range female voice. Bratty + "Valley Girl".
Ugh! As if!
Fine! You don't wanna get out? Whatever! My butlers are gonna take you the fuck out, pretty boy!
Eww, so not cool! You messed up my hair!
Party member -- perverse, sly, and obnoxious. A hedonistic rich kid and brother of a general. "Ranger".
Medium-high range male voice. Cocky + smooth.
Oh, God, hellooooooooooo, nurse.
My sister's Pialle's general, you know. She can kill you for sport without getting her gloves dirty.
T-that's not a Pop Rock on the end! This whip is a genuine weapon!!
Boss -- quiet, stoic, and respectful. A soldier who only wishes for a respectable opponent.
Medium-deep range male voice. Breathy + soft.
...so, you're finally here? I've been waiting.
The winds are strong here. I hope you can withstand the hurricanes I can deliver to you...
...how admirable...
Boss -- apathetic, sarcastic, and uncaring. Honestly, she gives no fucks about your quest, buddy.
Medium-high range female voice. Monotone + nasal.
Oh, boy, I sure am glad time is an illusion.
You really think killing the doctor is going to get you girls and fame? Mm-hmm. Sure. Okay.
Well, I mean, you got this far. Might as well fuck with your plot.
Boss -- chill, laid-back, and apathetic. A druggie who spends more time doping than training.
Medium range female voice. Slurred + cheerful.
Calm down, little dude! No worries!
The golems aren't too friendly with new folks in the garden, you might wanna step your game up.
Wow, you're an idiot. You've been on good shit, haven't you?
Party member -- soft, meek, and reclusive. Runs a perfume shop in a coast town. "Cleric".
Medium-high range female voice. Soft + stutter.
I don't want to b-bother you, I'm sorry-- should I leave?
It's funny, the things you can do with plants...some can help, some can harm...it's interesting.
I-I may not be able to fight, but...I can heal you!
