Tokyo Ghoul Abridged
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An abridged series written and directed by Explodicy and MelodiousShenanigans. Editing done by Explodicy, casting done by MelodiousShenanigans.
Be prepared to curse, these lines aren't final.
HAVE A DECENT MIC, NO BACKGROUND NOISE
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Ghoul. Get as ridiclous as you please.
[laughing with a French accent] Hon hon hon, effile tower baguette!
[terribly said Japanese, please butcher this] honto ni aishiteru, Kaneki!
Yeah, stur that shit bitch... Mmm~
Bring this coffee to that table, don't charge them I wanna look at that ass every day.
No, no, I don't hate them. It's just your so boring! Chances are there won't be a second date.
Let's just cut to the chase- your going to die alone. End of story.
Dude that's the worst that could happen? She could take you on the date then ask you to walk her home where she takes you to an alley way and then eats you. But what are the chances that will happen.
Alright I need you to strip.
...I am measuring your head- both of them.
I'm gonna disect you and use you for parts! Mmm, yeah that Kagune would look great in my collection~
[creepy laugher]
It's a Quinque [kuinke], not a quiche!
[drunken slur] Did you know Uta measures other people's dicks to make himself feel better?
Whoops! I totally just accidentally spilled this on you, looks like you're gonna have to get naked now!
I'm gonna shove this up your ass!
My weapon does NOT look like a- okay maybe a little...
Ghoul.
[bitchy] Quad Grande, Non Fat, Extra Hot Caramel Macchiato Upside Down.
It's Touka Kirishima.
I know what you ordered but I gave you that so you don't seem like the biggest bitch around.
...Just because my mom died and you can read big words doesn't mean you have a bigger dick than me, bitch.
Um, can you help me read this word? I think it's or... Orga... Orgi...
This will likely be given to multiple people, to which I [MS] will send messages. This is if you want to be involved in the project but don't have time for many lines, etc.
[Feel free to read any of the lines above]
[Feel free to read any of the lines above]
[Make something up!]
You know now I see why they call you the Binge Eater.
Trust me, it won't take long.
You took my toy- give it back to me!
[muffled, annoyed screaming]
You... eat people... Okay listen I know vore is a thing, but like... Seriously? I mean if that's what your into I guess we can work something out...
Hey, Nishiki? It's me. I'm calling because I can't find my shirt- oh seriously? You left your phone here...? --sigh-
[grunts affectionately]
[grunts seriously]
[grunts angrily]
what's wrong with my idea?
Wonderful. You don't even know.
Geez you are harsh. What would you do then, Hide?
...That's not what just happened- did you not hear him?
Are you serious you think your some high and mighty person. Well how about I knock you off that throne of yours.
Fuck you.
What- ew NO. That's my SISTER, gross!!
What you think you're so high and mighty because you can hear a fly fart in Australia? Wel I can hear worms fucking in Africa!!
So I made picked oranges with a zuchinni sauce with raw mushrooms for a side!
Listen if you don't eat people are gonna make a tumblr post about you! And I. Will. Like it.
Fuck tattoos.
So some people think I'm a girl but I'm like "whatever I mean I'm into you and if I get you drunk enough you won't know the difference in the dark".
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