There! Right There! (Gay or European) Vocal Cover
Project Overview
Welcome to my vocal cover casting call! I was originally going to do this entire song myself, but I realized that it'd be more fun to do it with a group of people. If you haven't heard the song before, please watch the explainer video.
Here's a list of requirements:
~Professional microphone (no phone, laptop, or webcam recordings)
~No background noise (static, tv, other people, outdoors, etc.)
~A Skype account
~A history of being punctual
~An ability to harmonize
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He has both singing and speaking parts. Tenor range. Any accent besides North American is fair game.
(spoken) You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret.
(Nikos: I'm straight)
(spoken) You were not yesterday. ;)
Lead male voice. Tenor to baritone range. Please sing the lyrics provided.
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
Is he gay?
Or European?
Tenor to baritone range. Please sing the lyrics provided.
Well, hey don't look at me.
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
Soprano to alto range. Strong voice recommended. Please sing the lyrics provided.
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.
She only sings one line. Soprano to alto range. Please sing the lyric provided.
But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
He never sings. Also, the accent says "Any" because I think it'd be fun to have a different accent than Spanish like the original. The only accent he can't be is North American.
(spoken) I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.
Tenor to baritone range. Has a speaking part at the end of the song. Please sing the lyrics provided.
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Soprano to alto range. Please sing/speak the lyrics provided.
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.
(spoken) Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.
Soprano to alto range. Please sing the lyrics provided.
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
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