The Ren & Stimpy Show - Fan Dub

Narrator: Now believe it or not, and I've been known to lie, but this here's a true story. {The camera pans down to show Ren and Stimpy sitting in the street} Now, the desire for food sometimes make strange bedfellers.

Narrator: And that's where Ren Hoke and Stimpy come in.

Narrator: Natural enemies in the wild, the cat and the asthma-hound chihuahua...

Jasper: He's going to sleep!

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Mother: Oh, just look at you cute little things! And what's this?

Mother: And do we have a gift for our big, brainless kitty? Of course we do, yeah!

That's Hoek, you eediot, not 'Hoke'!

Ren: Oh my darling, my little cucaracha, I KISS your sleep encrusted eyes of morn. {A close up of Stimpy's sleep-encrusted eyes is shown. Ren starts rubbing Stimpy's nose and Stimpy kicks his leg happily} I caress your large bublous nose. {He releases Stimpy's nose and Stimpy wakes up, smiling slightly. Ren grabs Stimpy's face and holds him close} Oh, let us join lips in one final SWEET exchange of saliva!

{Stimpy puckers his lips and Ren kisses him. One of Ren's eyes open as he wakes up, then both eyes bug out at the realization of what he's done. Ren screams, his limbs going all over the place and his eyes and blue tongue bulging out}

Ren: AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGH!!! {He holds his tonuge} I've been poisoned! I must wash myself!! {He runs to the toilet and laps up the water. He turns his head and glares at Stimpy} What's the matter with you, man?!? Have you no sense of hygiene?

Ren: {thinking} The big sleep... {His eyes bug out in horror, finally realizing what Jasper meant, and he starts freaking out} THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP! {He grabs Stimpy and screams in his face} THE BIG SLEEP!

Ren: He's... {He screams in Stimpy's ear} DEAD! DEAD, YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS??? Just like we'll be if we don't get out of here!!!

{Stimpy panics and tries to run, but Ren leaps on top of him. He starts crying and slams his fists against Stimpy's back.

Girl: {shouting} Mommy, Mommy, I want the cute little poodle!

Girl: {crushing Ren in a hug} Oh, he's adorable! {She picks Ren up and starts to skip away} I'm going to take you home and love you and feed you and fix you and kiss you and everything!

Stimpy: What's the big sleep, Ren?

Stimpy: {nodding his head} Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Stimpy: My first material possession! Oh joy!

(Stimpy picks up the litterbox, forgetting Ren is in front of him, and shoves it to his chest. Ren gets trapped under the litter}

Stimpy: I can hardly wait to try it!

Dog Catcher: Hot diggety dawg! {He whips out a notepad} I filled my quota for the day!

Dog Catcher: You boys are gonna like this place. Yes, we're gonna have a lot of fun, here. {He grins down at them evilly} You boys LIKE to have FUN, don't you?

Dog Catcher: {reaching for something under the podium} Go ahead, have fun! {He puts party hats on Ren and Stimpy, then turns around and wiggles his hips} See if I care!

Phil: Yeah, this is the life! {A square forms in his stomach} A square meal a day. {He spits in Ren's face} A roof over your head. {He nudges Ren and Stimpy} Whaddya think, boys?

Phil: Yep, nothing can go wrong here! Take it from Phil!

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