The Haunted Hive Session - Act 1
Project Overview
This will be a read-through of my homestuck alternate universe fan fiction, featuring a session of 6 players as they enter the medium and play through the game of Sburb, aiming for the legendary treasure. But what will they encounter along the way?
This is Act 1 of an unknown number of acts. Act 1 is specifically chapters 1 through 6, or everyone entering the game. The full fic can be read here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10787943/1/The-Haunted-Hive-Session
PLEASE NOTE: If accepted as a character, that acceptance WILL BE CARRIED OVER FORM ACT TO ACT, as we attempt to maintain continuity. Any -Sprite characters are only in Acts 1 and 2 at present.
ALSO: I know that there isn't all that much in the way of descriptions. Thats because this is meant to be really open ended. Like, REALLY open ended.
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Major Character!
See Fic for descriptions. (Chapter 6)
Can I request some of the cool pajamas that Seable's not-so-friend had? They looked really cool.
Is this it? are you kidding me? What is the function of a rubber duck?
Look, I'd love to explain what happened, but I have to deal with what's happening now so we don't all die.
Minor Character.
A combonation of a very angry troll, and Marlog's loving sister Marlof, in sprite form. Sprite of Marlog
HEY FUCKFACE, IT'S ME, YOUR LOVING SISTER.
I TRIED TO FUCKING TELL YOU, NOW HURRY UP SISSY-CHAN
WELL I FOR ONE HAVE STOPPED GIVING A SHIT. WE ARE GOING TO GO TAKE DOWN SKITTLES-CHAN IF IT KILLS US!
Major Character!
See Fic for descriptions. (Chapter 3)
Green, get yo bith ass ready to play, my installation is almost done and I don't feel like waiting for you.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
*Somewhat apologetically* I take it back! I'll play! Just don't craft an atomic bomb or whatever. Damn it Green, why didn't I see this coming.
Major Character!
Whoever voices Seable will also voice "Unseable", who basically only has 3 lines.
Pronounced "See-able" and "Un-See-able"
See Fic for descriptions. (Chapter 5)
Skittles. You're my server player right?
The explanation will have to wait until later in the game. I don't want to prompt you to do anything stupid.
I didn't come here to be insulted. Teach me what you want, or I'll be on my way.
Major Character!
See Fic for descriptions. (Chapter 3)
Damn it, I had just launched it before coming in here to ask how to play. Gomen.
Green, just take it out of the dog's asshole already.
Green, you're canadian. Why would you care in the first place
Major Character!
See Fic for descriptions. (Chapter 4)
Alright, thats problematic... But I can't really do anything when I can't see it.
Unless your parents like ominously wearing cloaks, no. Wouldn't seem like it.
Alright, Now that i'm in, which one of you fuckers is my server player.
Minor Character.
A monkey sprite. Incredibly crazy and psychotic. The sprite of Skittles.
I can see in cooooooooolor vision! HeeHeeHooHoo
Careful there Suity... can I call you suity? thanks Suity. She won't be that easy to take down. We'll have to wait until we have a few more connections...eheheheeee....
Allow me to make the preperations...
Minor Character.
Insane pyrotechnic bird sprite. The sprite of Seable. Has an obsession with attempting to sound like a rock band vocalist by holding out vowels for far too long.
Let's LIGHT THIS FUCKER ABLAAAAAAAAAAZE!
I CALL TEH FINISHING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Cutting DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP there suity.
Minor Character.
A massive floating pickle sprite. Only speaks in lighthearted "Peeka"s and "Sprite-sprites", for the most part. The sprite of Green
Peeka.
Sprite-Sprite!
*Having gone into a very serious tone* Use your modus (Mode-us) dumb shit.
Major Character!
See Fic for descriptions. (Chapter 3)
About time! I've been sitting here forever waiting for you! The game keeps telling me to "wait fora client player" whatever that means.
Remember? Meteor? Less complaining, more complying.
Hear me out. This little orb is gonna turn into some character something, and I wanna make a Davesprite.
Will be the narator for Act 1, somewhat self explanatory there.
Without warning, a painting flew up into the air and into one of the corners of Marlog's room. Then another, and another, until there were two large open spaces in the middle of the room.
Pris ran through her crudely drawn checklist. Take the cylinder to the bathroom to get carved in the really loud machine, take the wiggly totem into her parent's bed-less bedroom to make her... Cruxite Ant.
The house began to shake, reality itself started to merge with images of the ocean. Beethoven's 5th symphony started to play from some unknown anterior source, and the house was no longer on stable footing.
Minor Character.
Bird sprite with shutter shaded glasses. Stereotypical douchebag voice. The sprite of pris. Slight preference of a male voice.
Sup.
Not my problem, brosepherino. Caw, Caw.
Give it up bro, she ain't gon listen to you.
Minor Character.
A costume Sprite. Obsessed with naked puns, despite being a piece of clothing. Sprite of Toast.
The only way to truly fight... is to get NAKED!
Then it must be time to activate our FINAL LINE OF DEFENSE!
ENOUGH! It is time for us to STRIP her of her powers!