The Candy Wolves vs. The Nightlife
Project Overview
Hello and welcome to the casting call for The Candy Wolves vs. The Nightlife!
Story: Sour Patch and Kazoozle, two candy wolves from the kingdom of Can's Ass, find themselves trapped in Harlem where they meet more of their kind.
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RULES:
- I'm just gonna let you off with a warning: This may be the worst thing you'll ever read, and I'm not sure if I'm exaggerating or not.
- Clear Microphone
- There's a lot of swearing, so be prepared for that.
- If you are casted, be aware that there are close to no preferences on how to say the lines, it's mostly improv.
- This is a short-term project, as it is only one script, but please make sure you're on top of lines.
- To add onto the last rule, please be committed and active on Casting Call Club.
- Be ridiculous and have fun!
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Nerd is the narrator of the story and formerly from the Candy Store Pack.
Nerd's tone/accent can be anything, but be prepared for lots of dialogue.
THIS WAS A MISTAKE?!?!
Ha, you almost ate dirt, Sour Patch.
I'll slice you up and feed you to the worms.
No voice preference.
Sweetheart, I don't see any ponies, but I see two candy colored dogs...I GOTTA FUCKING CALL THE POLICE!
No pitch/tone/accent preference, this character just needs to be an old man.
No, you didn't get stabbed 888 times in the chest...
No voice preference.
You either do this or you don't get paid, got that?
No voice preference.
Yeah! Embrace it!
Give this character a very deep voice.
YO MOM, I WANT THE PONY.
It doesn't matter what the pitch/tone/accent is, just do something utterly ridiculous.
The Narrator asks the person in front of her that you can't see because you are listening to this.
Kazoozle is the most edgy of the two. She got both her and Sour Patch in trouble and banned after trying to hit on the King's husband.
Kazoozle's tone is mature, snarky, and slightly raspy.
Shut your face, Sour Patch! They're catching onto us...
I'd suggest you come if you don't want to get brutally murdered.
Um...OH WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TIME! WE HAVE TO GO TO A...DINNER RESERVATION! Heheheh...gotta go!!
Sweetart is part of the Candy Store Pack. She has a mysterious vile around her neck that no one knows about.
Sweetart's voice is hyper and psychotic. Sweetart's tone is high pitched.
I swear I'm going to eat her after this...
I don't think I've introduced my friends!
NOPE. I'M ON TIC TACS AND BROWWWWN SUGAR.
Sour Patch is Kazoozle's sidekick, much to his dismay and denial.
Sour Patch's voice is light and playful. He finds himself screaming almost everything he says.
DUDE!!! THEY'RE FEEDING ME SUGAR COATED CHILDREN!!
THE DEAD NEVER SLEEP.
Great, now we're stuck! Thanks a lot, Kazoozle!
No voice preference.
They don't want to give us food!
This character is enthusiastic and slightly insane. Her voice is medium pitched. Tone/Accent can be anything.
Ooo! What is it, Sweetart?!
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