The Boners Episode
Project Overview
Published By: Skyyeline Dynamics
Developed By: Skyyeline Dynamics and Tack Tech Films
About the Original Seres: The Boners is a dramedy series about a family living in Detroit, Michigan. The family struggles with strange events around the town, wacky neighbors, political issues, and themselves. The series stars Bobby Ewing, Niall Comerford, and Abigail Turner. Later this month, the series will premier it's third season taking the series into a more natural, and realistic storytelling. You can find the series on Tack Tech Film's YouTube channel.
About Auditions: If you do not have a Casting Call account, and would like to audition for a role, please email us an audition at TackTechFilms (Gmail). If avoidable, please do your best to keep background noise out of the recording. Feel free to audition for multiple characters, this will increase your chances of being cast, and even play multiple characters.
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Questions: If you have any questions, please send them to me through private message, or through email. Email: TackTechFilms (Gmail) or Skyyeline.productions (Gmail)
*The Series will be posted on this channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChZrQb-DaTkuMOVfzrJUU8Q
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Timmy is the main character of the original series. Starting off the show, Timmy was a fowl mouthed 16 year old he grew into a gothic lifestyle he grew into by observing people from school. throughout the series, he has developed into a more caring, mature, and responsible character. On the Boners Episode, Timmy starts off by trying to finish school, and forget about the darkness of his past.
This literally has to be the worst moment of my life.
Get the Hell out of here Chrysanthemum.
Just shut up and let me help you, you fucking asshole.
Chris was always the best Boner child, he got good grades, was on the high school football team, and dated the hottest girl from school. Chris was however belittled by everyone he knew. Chris hid his sexuality by dating Brooke, and later got the courage to come out to his family. Now Chris finished high school, and got a full ride scholarship to college.
Hey, you gonna be okay?
You want me to live... in a frat house?
I'll talk to you later then.
Claire was hooking up with everyone she could find until her world changed and she became pregnant with her son Harry DIxon Boner. When murdered, Claire returned to her roots in heaven, but later led an army to defeat Satan. Claire now returns home and raises her son the best she can.
Do you guys think you can watch Harry tonight?
I am so excited for this super awesome oral sex party.
Please be quiet. I need to hear if Harry starts crying.
Tom is the father of the Boner family. He has always tried to put his kids first, until he felt his world fall apart. In the second season, Tom picked up alcohol and other drugs, which eventually led to substance abuse. Tom has recovered, and gone to AA meeting, and is back to be a better father.
Is... is that scotch.
I need to do better with myself.
Olivia, where are the kids?
Olivia is the mother of the Boner family. She returned home to retake her position as mama bear in the second season, surprising the whole family with a hidden child, Though she suffers from Schizoaffective disorder, she does her best to remain healthy, and be a good mother,
Carol, thank for helping me with dinner.
Have you seen my pills?
What the hell was that?
Carol is Olivia's step sister. She comes in from time to time to take care of the family. Carol always tries to keep a calm head, and tell a joke here and there.
Oh my God!
You should of seen the look on ya face!
No, hush... I'm here to help.
Maggie is formally the step mother of the Boner children until Olivia came back. In her past, she has always done horrifically outrageous things, such as attacking the president, running for president, and befriending the Ku Klux Klan.
I don't care what you have to say.
I'm officially running for president... again.
Now that's just ridiculous.
Becky is the most popular girl in school, or so she says she is. Becky is narcissistic, and has a love for abortions. She will belittle any girl she sees in the hallway, and try to hook up with any guy she comes across.
Right this way you disgusting whore.
Shut up and look at ME!
I can't believe I didn't win. It's gonna take like... 5 kajillion abortions to make myself feel better.
Wesley is a character to be introduced in the third season. He is considered the head of the fraternity house, a gave his sister a room to stay in. Wesley took an internist in Chris, and invited him to stay.
Sure, come on inside.
Have any of you seen Camilla?
That was one hell of a party.
Camilla is a character to be introduced in the third season. Camilla is the sister of Wesley, who took refuge in his fraternity house. Camilla has begun to become more independent in life, and tries to get things done by her self.
Shut up Wes.
I'm doing this on my own!
goddammit that sucked.
Brooke is Chris' ex girl friend. While Chris was hiding his sexuality behind her, Brooke was hiding her cheating, from him, as well as using his money. Now Brooke is away from her abusive father, and becoming a better and stronger person at college.
Chris, can I ask you for a favor.
I'm so glad to be out of the inner city,
What do you mean I have no money.
Bella is Claire's best friend. The two met when Claire spent her days returning to the school to continue her rain as the most popular.
Claire, there's this really cool place we can go to.
Every year I go as the scariest trend of the year. Last year I was Jeb Bush.
Is there going to be alcohol there?
Victoria is a character to be introduced in the third season of the show. Victoria is Becky's assistant, who is constantly belittled, and bullied by Becky. Though Victoria is always questioning Becky's actions, Victoria is always around to help Becky out.
Right this way queen valentine.
No one get's to disrespect Becky but me! You got that you piece of trash,
Oh... I'm not aloud to disrespect you?
Connor Cromwell grew up in a gigantic manor, with a rich family who were too busy to recognize his mental health issues. When Connor flipped, he murdered his family, and grew a interest in killing. Taken down by the Boner family, Connor was sent back to prison, but continued to escape. Now he's back to end the Boner family for good.
I really miss my family... (CHUCKLES)
Well, hello again Claire.
I've hired staff to clean up the manor. Y'know, with all the blood stains and all.
Former prison radio personality Flassy-Mama was murdered by Tom after going on a killing spree of her own after Maggie stole her candy bar. Flassy-Mama returns from the dead to steal Maggie's life.
Today I will be doing a duet with my good friend Sabrina.
Where is my Buttertoe?!?!?
I need to get out of prison.
In the original series, Principal Andy struggled to keep his work together with Timmy always causing havoc at the school. When given the chance, Andy accepted the offer to return the havoc.
Mr. Boner, glad to see you've found a way to be back in my office 3 times in one day.
I hate you... I hate Charles, I hate everyone at this school.
Just shut up.
Barack Obama made a slight appearance in the original series where he was attacked by Maggie. He has come back for revenge when invited by Chrysanthemum.
I was the 44th president of the United States.
How do you not recognize me?
I just, really am sick of Maggie.
Victoria's brother is an original character in the Episode universe. He is invited to Becky's super-slut-party.
I don't know who to vote for,
Yeah, that's cool.
It's because you're disgusting.
Amelia is Becky's mother, and an original character in the Episode universe. Amelia makes money by working the streets at night. When she is not at work, Amelia is arguing with her daughter Becky, the abortion loving high school cheerleader,
Becky, you get over here RIGHT NOW!
You are not going to buy that clinic. Other people deserve to go inside and get their abortions.
I swear to god, as soon as I'm finished here, I will slap those stupid cat ears off your head.
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