Terrible Harry Potter Fanfiction Reading

Terrible Harry Potter Fanfiction Reading

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Harry Potter and the Curse of Ravenclaw, written by IowaKnight (formerly Lovingtoomuchiowa), is one of the worst Harry Potter fanfictions currently being written. The author is notorious for some of the worst writing ever, and this is no exception. Plot holes, pretentious writing, continuity errors, lack of understanding of the source material, and misspellings a plenty!

Here, we will be making an "audio book" of this fanfiction, and it will be posted directly to YouTube. As this story is currently being written, we will be doing the chapters as they come out.

The story can be found here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13348721/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Curse-of-Ravenclaw

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Project Roles: Narrator
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Role assigned to: Thewritevictor namelessbob

The reader of this story. They use their voice to bring this atrocious piece of "art" to life, and making it interesting for the listener.

  • "What was it like to be at the Dursley's house? I heard it must have been so horrendous that a terrible thing was to seem good by the comparison of being there!" said Hermione.

    "It truly was. But I disposed of those wicked muggles. I am going to be better off in life now without them. After all, they did suck terrible things to me and to the rest of the world. How wicked they have been unto me. I dislike what they have done, but now that they are dead, they are for sure to be getting what they deserve." Said Harry.

    "I agree with this. It is good that they are gone, if they were not muggles, they would be dark wizards for sure. Like Voldemort himself." Said Ron.

    "It is true. And I say also that it is not murder because they were so bad. I am in the thankfulness to for sure that they are all dead. Be good Harry, as the new year is about to start up. Horace Slughorn was determined to be the best fit to replace Albus Dumbledore, who everybody loves to no end and viewed as the best wizard ever. He was several times asked to be the new Minister for Magic, but he turned them down and proceed to continue to keep planning for of Voldemort's downfall. And now, it has happened. Everyone else will continue their post." Said Hermione.

    "But wait! Snap is dead!" said Harry.

    "What does that matter?" said Ron.

    "Who is it that is going to be the defense against the dark arts teacher? Who is I going to be? Quirrell is dead after I killed him because Lord Voldemort was possessing the back of his head, and he was weak to the mere touch of me, Gilderoy Lockhart is no memory, Remus Lupin is a werewolf and also dead, Mad Eye Moody was Barty Crouch Jr this whole time, and both are dead for being dark wizards, Delores Umbridge was killed by Voldemort right before he died, and Snape was eaten by a snake. There is no left to be the one who can be the teacher for us!" said Harry.

    "This is so much true. This is very true. I have never thought of that. At this moment, I am beginning to feel a sense of distress upon myself. I want to know who the new teacher is, in order to adapt to their newer teaching style as every teacher is different." Said Hermione.

    "Let us go and we ask Hagrid," said Ron.

    "Yes. Let us do that," said Hermione. They went over to Hagrid, who was talking to Professor Flitwick about his cabbages.

    "Cabbage is very nutritious, professor Flitwick," said Hagrid.

    "They are?" said Flitwick.

    "Yes, they have much iron and a lot of vitamins inside of them. They are very good for you when you eat them. I have been growing my cabbages for those raisins. It is good for cabbages to be so healthy, and there is good provisions for health when people eat them." Said Hagrid.

    "I had no idea! This is new information to me!" said Professor Flitwick.

    "Hagrid, we are here and we wish to discuss thing with you!" said Hermione.

    "Very well then. Be gone, professor Flitwick." Said Hagrid.

    Professor Flitwick walked away, looking for a new person to discuss matters with. He eventually found himself discussing foot disease with Neville Longbottom, who is quite skilled in Herbology. He is after Professor Sprout's job, who is the one who teaches Herbology in the School of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They were discussing the various symptoms that were there and could be had for it.

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