Steven Universe Parody: Steven Screwniverse (COMPLETE)
Project Overview
A fun, light-hearted parody of Steven Universe. Episodes will typically be 2 to 5 minutes long, and produced in a sketch-comedy like style.
Voice actors must be willing to have fun and go crazy!
COMPLETE!
New Auditions will be opened for Rose Quartz, Ruby, and Sapphire in the future!
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Peridot, start the engines. And if I hear one more word about how I didn't record that episode of Law and Order I will throw you out the airlock.
God, this planet is disgusting. You know what else is disgusting? That. That...thingcan't possibly be Rose Quartz.
Yeah, that's right! I can whip it! Whip it good!
DOES ANYONE HAVE A GODDAMN LIGHTER?
All right! Let's f*cking do this! Sugilite is my homegirl!
Slightly obnoxious, very fun-sounding and naive.
Whatcha doing? Why are you stealing my stuff? Are you ignoring me? Where are you going? PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
If I don't see Opal in the next 5 minutes I'm going to literally drown someone.
I thought it was a good idea at the time. That's usually how a lot of these crazy disasters happen.
Very soothing.
Giant woman? I'm not giant! I'm the perfect weight for my height!
Steven, stay low and stop staring at my chest.
I love Kindergarten. Hate kids, love kindergarten. The irony is even within my grasp.
I'm going to sue the f*cking pants off of this entire god-forsaken planet!
I'm in charge here. These giant deadly gauntlets on my hands say so.
I'm technically two people. The government still makes me mark 'undecided' on the population census.
Wanna hear a joke? I have absolutely no f*cks to give about Steven right now. Now laugh with me.
Neurotic, a little bit crazy.
I told you not to go near him! I said the same thing about that guy with the van and the candy, and nobody listened to me then either!
It's not too late to get rid of Steven. I know a guy. What am I saying, this is crazy! Crazy expensive, we'll need to kill him at a discount.
Goddamnit, we are going into space, Greg! And if you get in my way, you're coming with us! Without a space suit.
I told you not to bring the gems here! Not Pearl, not Amethyst, none of them! YOU LIVE WITH MONSTERS, STEVEN!
We're in the same body, Steven. We can literally tell nobody about this. Never, ever, ever.
...I need to really re-think my friend circle.
I don't eat gluten. It gives me the sh*ts.
Yes, Greg. Tell them about our sex life.
In retrospect, taking the entire ocean was probably a bad idea. I've probably killed millions of people and upset the entire ecosystem. Ah well.
I've been trapped in that mirror for over 1,000 years! Do you know how long that is in gem years? Well, not a lot actually but... it was boring in there!
I'm warning you, you do not want to be here when what's about to go down goes down.
Very deep and rough, but also like a stereotypical party girl.
It's great to be back! Anyone got some coke? I'll start the lines right here!
You left me behind! JUST LIKE MY FATHER!!!
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