Steven Screwniverse (Round 2)
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With the popularity of Steven Screwniverse growing, we've finally decided to officially release tryouts for Ruby, Sapphire, Jasper, and more! You can view our project here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZmIJVGo4l48MYti_EEbMgA
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WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT?
I WILL END YOU! I WILL FUCKING END YOU RIGHT HERE- sorry, sorry. I got carried away.
TELL YOUR PROCOTOLOGIST I'M SORRY CUZ YOUR ASS IS GRASS!
Stereotypical radio or talk show host. Energetic, funny, happy to be here,
Gooooooood evening everybody! Phew, it's been so long! Oh my goodness, Steven andAmethyst! Stupidity in Stereo! I kid, I kid!
Well you know what they say honey, it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean!Anyway, why am I still talking! Let's break this beautiful bitch dooooown!
Now remember, if you ever need me again, let Pearl and Garnet know! They'll perform anothersexually-charged dance and I'll be back in a flash!
You talk a lot for someone who's name sounds like a 1980's album cover.
Oh yes they tortured me brutally it was pretty bad
Of course I'm fucking Sapphire. Are you serious?
Look, it's two ugly lesbians fused into a larger, slightly less ugly lesbian.
The joke is how much I DON'T CARE.
Fusion is just a cheap tactic blah blah blah, oh no you've bested me, so on and so forth.
Turns out this whole fusion thing isn't really working for me, y'know?
I can literally feel her at the back of my head.
What's wrong, Jasper? Feeling a little green?
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