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    About Reddit Blade Runner Parody

    Reddit has a lot of "Correct the Record" bot accounts posting pro-Hillary & anti-Trump comments. I wanted to do a YouTube video about it. It would be a parody this Blade Runner scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umc9ezAyJv0


    This is the script. The tone/pacing of the lines would ideally follow the Blade Runner scene as closely as possible.


    Holden:    Come in. Sit down.

    Leon:    Care if I crosspost this to EnoughTrumpSpam? We love laughing at Drumpftards

    Holden:    Uh, just please don't brigade.

    Leon:    Oh, too late. [pause] I already have a 2 year old account. I don't think there's any reason to suspect me--

    Holden:    Unique responses are a factor in this, so please don't paste something prewritten. Now, reply as quickly as you can.

    Leon:    Sure.

    Holden:    r politics.

    Leon:    That's my subreddit.

    Holden:    What?

    Leon:    Where I live in.

    Holden:    Nice place?

    Leon:    Yeah, sure I guess-- that part of the test?

    Holden:    No, just warming you up, that's all.

    Leon:    You're a fucking white male.

    Holden:    You're on the politics new queue, looking at an important post when all of the sudden-

    Leon:    Is this the test now?

    Holden:    Yes. You're on the new queue, looking at an important post when all of the sudden you downvote it-

    Leon:    Pro-Drumpf title?

    Holden:    What?

    Leon:    Is the title Pro-Drumpf?

    Holden:    The title doesn't specify. It's an important article from a respected source.

    Leon:    But why would I downvote if the title wasn't pro-Drumpf?

    Holden:    Maybe you're open to discussion, maybe you want r politics to be informative, who knows? You look at the newqueue and you see an important article. You read the article-

    Leon:    Read the article? What's that?

    Holden:    Know how you read the title?

    Leon:    Of course.

    Holden:    Same thing.

    Leon:    I never read the articles I downvote -- But I understand what you mean.        

    Holden:    You downvote the post, and then you write a comment about how the article sucked.

    Leon:    Donald Drumpf is a racist, thinskinned orange.

    Holden:    The article gets buried, the vital information it contains trying to educate the public but it can't, not without your upvote, but you're not upvoting.

    Leon:    What do you mean I'm?

    Holden:    I mean, you're blindly downvoting. Why is that? -- They're just questions. We've been seeing a flood of Correct the Record bots, so this a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. -- Shall we continue? Describe in full sentences, the reasons you support Hillary Clinton despite... her scandals.

    Leon:    Hillary's scandals?

    Holden:    Yeah.

    Leon:    [threatening] Let me tell you about Hillary's scandals...




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