Public Radio 2500
Project Overview
A scripted, comedy/sci-fi podcast about the news 500 years in the future.
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Mother is an artificial intelligence that controls every aspect of Russian society. She acts condescending towards humans due to her super-intelligence, and has ulterior motives for everything she does. The number one thing I'm looking for is someone who can do a convincing Russian accent.
"There is really no way of saying this without sounding arrogant, but it must be noted that my intelligence is many magnitudes greater than yours, any other human, or even humans collectively. So you can trust me."
Andreric is a performance artist who ran for President of a small, European country and actually won. In this interview, he is explaining that he was only President "ironically." He is very pretentious and has a hugely inflated sense of self-importance. While he is a weirdo, I'm not looking for a reading that's too wacky or cartoonish.
"I wanted to do performance art on a mass scale. A scale that had never been done before. And I wanted it to be interactive. I wanted to say something about politics in a more original way than just writing a song about how you shouldn’t shoot people or whatever."
Lewis is an English bureaucrat, who, due to a technical error, is stranded in America, unable to return to his home country. His optimism that he shall ever return is rapidly fading but he is keeping his chin up nonetheless. I'm looking for someone who can do a convincing English accent.
"The town I was going to move to, Little Britain, turned out to be a tourist trap and not an expat community. The tea they served me had something like seven or eight hundred calories in it."
Beardo71 is a neckbeard/"gamer" type who lived inside of his favorite VR game for a year, searching for the creator who had gone missing. He is being interviewed about his discoveries, but is mainly interested in talking about how he dislikes the current state of the game.
"I just had a lot of lore related questions I wanted to ask him that the current pathetic staff couldn’t answer."
"There’s still a lot for me to do in the original anyway. I haven’t maxed out my stone-skipping or barrel-rolling abilities for starters."