Project Superverse

Oh will you shut up about that? God, 20 years you've been throwing that in my face. Like it's some great thing, "not eating me". Normal people don't even think about eating someone else, much less, that person having to be grateful for it.

 look around at us and you know what I see? Losers... I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, and our families, normal lives. And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.

It was one time, man.

I am Groot!!!

I....AM....GROOOTTTT

That's the first thing you said that wasn't crazy.

You have been carrying it around in your purse this entire time!!!!

oh, what the hell. I don't got that long a lifespan anyway.

You disappoint me, sister. Of all our siblings, I hated you the least

 As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in training. Everytime, my sister prevailed. My father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be "her equal." But she won. Again, and again, and again, never once refraining. So, after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death, I will hunt my father like a dog and I will tear him apart, slowly. Piece by piece until he knows some sort of resemblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day! 

I will bathe the star ways with your blood

Give me the Gem

NOOOOOO

Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you a big favor.

 I get first crack at the big guy. I'm the one he's waiting for. 

Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided... that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right? 

Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I am done letting it consume me

In my culture, death is not the end. it's more of a stepping off point. You reach out with both hands and Bast and Sekhmed, they lead you into the greater elsewhere. Forever.

Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.

You know what it is. It's made out of adamantium. That's what they put inside of us. That's why it can kill us. Probably what's killing me now. That was a long time ago. I kept it as a reminder of what I am. Now I keep it to, uh... actually I, uh... I was thinking of shooting myself with it. Like Charles said.

We do this together

WE NEED TO STOP THE RED SKULL

I don't want to kill anyone. I don't like bullies; I don't care where they're from.

I thought you were smaller.

The thing is, you don't have to. I'm with you until the end of the line, pal.

You're my mission! YOU ARE MY MISSION!

HULK SMASH

*roar*

Shot 18, hit 18, cant seem to miss

Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good, I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger. 

The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense. 

does anyone have any orange slices

Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

My days of breaking into places and stealing stuff are over! What do you need me to do?