Poorly convieved and even more poorly made abridged series #3760
Project Overview
There's no character description for any of the roles, so just improvise and sound like the dub, because I'm an uncreative and unimaginative twatwaffle. Make sure you have a good mic, and you put a lot of effort into this project, because I sure as hell won't.
If cast, email me at [redacted]. You probably won't ever see a script for this project, and if you do, it'll be riddled with spelling and grammatical errors that will make you want to bash my skull open with a dictionary.
If I even get to the editing stage, don't expect the mouth movement to match up with the voices. It's not that I don't know how, there are several tutorials on YouTube after all, but rather because I'm too lazy. I won't bother rendering the final product out in 1080p. 360p is for cool kids anyways. But, everything will sound great, because there won't be any sound effects or background music at all. Oh, and I use Moviemaker. Big shock. Wow.
Anyway, cheers!
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Make a bad fire pun. Because we all know THAT'S NECESSARY!
yo lucy yuo wanna hav sum fuk?
Why does everyone pick on me? LOL! FUNNY! SO ORIGINAL! LOL!
No matter what you sound like here, PurpleEyesWTF sounds better. I'll probably be casting him anyway.
Improvize
This role goes to the first person to audition, no matter what they sound like.
Improvize
Whatever you do, sound like the VA from Team Four Star! Because we all know TFS is the be-all end-all of abridging, and anything they do is gospel! Trying to come up with an idea other than one of theirs is pointless, because any idea that isn't theirs is STUPID!
Improvize
Have the heaviest, most indestinguishable accent known to human-kind, and record your lines on a microphone you bought at the dollar store. It'll sound great!
Improvize
No one will actually get cast for this role, so don't even bother.
Improvize
Yes, these aren't actual names of characters, but this kind of cancer is everywhere on this website, and every other website, so why wouldn't it be here?
improvize
You all know this little sweetheart from the smash-hit series, "My Little Pony, Anal is Magic". Doesn't it make you want to commit genocide of the entire human race to know that there are grown adults who jerk off to drawings of a horse?
improvize
By this point, you're probably wondering why all the character descriptions say "Male" and "Baby". That's because that's the default setting for creating a new character on a project page, and I'm too lazy to change it!
Improvize
Also, there are no character images, because I'm too lazy to add those too!
Improvize
Yes, I'm spelling "improvise" wrong, but at this point, is it any surprise?
Improvize