MOVED OVER TO TOURNAMENTS; DON'T AUDITION HERE

HA

YOU'RE HERE FOR HEROES

WITH NO DISTRACTION

SO DON'T WAIT, HIT QUICK PLAY

AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION

IT'S BASTION

BLASTING BASKETS OF BULLETS AT FACTIONS

THE TURRET LOOK'S BACK AND IN FASHION

REINHARDT'LL RIDE HARD AS A HAMMER ON A STALLION

CHIVALRY'S ALIVE BUT HE'S NOT ASKING IF HE CAN MARRY YOU

VALIANT AS PHARAH, HUMAN JUMP JET

HARRIER

BLASTING A BARRAGE WITH THE POWER TO SINK GALLEONS

ZARYA SINGING AN ARIA

BRINGING A CANNON

AND FLINGING A BARRIER

STRONG AS A MOUNTAIN

BENCHING A THOUSAND POUNDS

SO BOUND TO BE ABLE TO CARRY YOU

NO MATTER WHATEVER YOU ARE

IT'S RARE THAT YOU'RE REALLY AS HARD

AS A GORILLA IN ARMOUR

WE'LL WIN IN AN INSTANT

WHEN WINSTON'S BANANAS

WINCE AND WITNESS ZENYATTA SEND OUT AN ORB

OF HARMONY, DESTRUCTION, OR DISCORD

FORGED IN THE CORE OF WAR, IT'S TORBJÖRN

WATCH HIM ERECT A NEW FORM OF DWARF PORN

HERE'S A FUN FACT

OUT IN THE OUTBACK JUNKRAT

TICK TOCK BOOMED AND KABOOMED

LIKE THE KICK ON THIS DRUMTRACK

THEN WHEN YOU RECKON THIS RAP'S RUN AMOK

I PULL A ROADHOG

AND DRAG YOU RIGHT BACK WITH THE HOOK

MEI'S THE WEATHER WOMAN

SUMMON ICE AGE AND BLIZZARDS

WITHER AS YOU SHIVER IN THE BITTER RIVER

WITH A BIT OF COULDN'T GIVE A WHETHER YOU ARE TRIGGERED

AND WIDOWMAKER WOULD HAVE MADE A WICKED WOMAN IN A WINNEBAGO

BECAUSE HER AIM IS HOMING IN

FROM FAR AWAY TO WHEREVER THEY GO

HANZO

THE MAN BOW

SAMURAI COMMANDO

DRAGONSTRIKE ARROWS

STILL LIFE LIKE A VAN GOGH

FROM KYOTO TO TOKYO

BRINGING MOJO TO THE DOJO

IT'S GENJI CHUCKING A HURRICANE OF SHURIKEN

ENCOURAGING A LOW POSE

YOU'RE DUCKING, LOOKING LIKE QUASIMODO

NO JOKE

I'M A SHOWBOAT THAT THROWS BLOWS

AT SO-SO JOE BLOWS WHEN I NO SCOPE

DEAD AS DODOS

OH NO

SO WATCH OVER ME

AND DECIDE WHO YOU'RE GOING TO BE