How to Run your Club (Original Audio Series) [working title]

How to Run your Club (Original Audio Series) [working title]

Project Overview

GENERAL INFORMATION

We're working towards an audio series and are very nearly ready to produce it. We have everything but a few actors and the title in place - which is why we came here! This is an audio series that's a dark situation comedy, with offensive and crude humour and occasional thought-provoking ideas. It's set in a prestigious private school and showcases the strange antics of members of a chemistry club.

GENERAL QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
1. how long will this series be?
We intend for this to be a long-running series, though we don't know exactly how many episodes there will be.
2. how long will each episode be?
We aim for between 2 and 5 minutes each. It is liable to change with each individual episode, though.
3. how fast must actors' turnaround be?
However long the actor wants to take! We want this to be a chilled-out hobby project and we welcome actors to take their time and not to stress out over this (within reason).
4. what equipment requirements do you have?
None, apart from a reasonable microphone and commitment!
5. is there an age limit for this?
Because of the crude humour, sexual and dark themes, we'd prefer someone 16+ or mature enough to act such situations confidently and comfortably.
6. will there be payment for these roles?
Unfortunately we are not in a position to offer payment for these roles. To us, this is just a passion hobby and we do not earn money for it. However, you are welcome to ask for a Patreon link to be added when the episodes are put online.

We seek actors who are, first and foremost, committed to the role

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Project Roles: Pablo E. Cruz-Garcia Lily Elbe Luke Stevensen
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Pablo E. Cruz-Garcia
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Unpaid

Voice: we are fine with any accent, but would prefer an inner-city accent, thuggish accent, southern United States accent. This is not a requirement, just a preference.


Pablo is a complicated soul. He's thuggish, violent, and quick to anger - but he's also intellectual, sentimental, and ultimately dreams of being an artist. He is a full-time criminal, part of a drug ring, and barely goes to class - he only joined the chemistry club for use of their lab equipment. Pablo is confident and intimidating, but he's strangely popular and people are relatively fond of him.

  • [Scared, apologetic, panicking]"Oh man, oh man -- it was a joke! A joke! Oh man--!"

  • [Distant, zoned-out, high]"Who are you? Nah, I mean who are you? Man, I don' even remember who I am."

  • [Irritated, rebuking someone, trailing off and rambling at the end]"Ey, ey. I din' even do anything - I dunno why y'all are blamin' me! I din' even build the damn crackhouse, jus' publicized it a lil. I din' do tha' much o' the crack. Was' mostly the Philosophical Society from the uni. Man, they had a lot of the crack. No wonder two of 'em ended up in hospital. I don' even know if they lived.  Wasn' even my crack. Dunno why the police came after me. Huh."

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lily Elbe
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Unpaid

Voice: Any voice or accent is fine for Lily! We just need a confident, dynamic voice that's youthful and expressive.


Lily is a calm, popular, but ruthless teenage girl. She's popular among the girls, wanted by the guys, and a partner in Pablo's 'drugg clubb' . Unlike him, however, she does actually attend school on a regular basis and is generally a more functioning human being. She aims to go to university to study nursing.

  • [Irritated, annoyed]"No, no. I can't do this anymore. Just stop!"

  • [Sincere, in the tone that you would speak to a dog or infant]"You're so clever, Tim!"

  • [Curious, wondering, genuine]"Yeah, but what if it isn't like that at all? What if we just think it's like this, but it's not and we're all wrong and there's nothing there."

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Voice Actor
Luke Stevensen
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Unpaid

Voice: Any masculine voice is fine, so long as it's confident, relatively deep, and clear.


Luke is from a rival gang to Pablo and Lily and he also runs a rival club in school. He is president of the physics club. He's unstable, quick to anger, emotional, and rude. He becomes a more major character as the series goes on. He and Pablo have a love-hate relationship and were childhood friends before they moved off into different gangs.

  • [Monotone, detached]"The hole in the ozone layer is propagated by contrails launched by the US government."

  • [Angry, arrogant]"I don't care what you think. I am the loudest, I am the best, I am president of the physics club! I am Luke!"

  • [Scathing]"I don't even understand how they let you run that club. But don't worry - you won't be getting out of this alive. Pablo, Lily: it was nice knowing you. Oh, Tim? Edward? Don't worry, I'll... barium!"  *laughs after pun*

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