Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000

Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000

Project Overview

The first Story for anyone interested(Cupcakes): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K4iqLOocxexoLv178W7JGyjrXeZgQKVePT7jNfVBvZU/edit?usp=sharing

DISCLAIMER: By continuing on, you are acknowledging that a sizable percentage of the content in this series is inappropriate for younger audiences. You understand that, even for lower-rated stories (ie. Teen and Everyone rated), the comments of the riffers themselves can sometimes be subject to vulgar language and other inappropriate themes (relating to drugs, sex, violence, etc.). If your mind happens to snap from the sheer badness of some of the fanfics , then I cannot be held liable for your suffering; it's your own damn fault for agreeing it, ya dink. Caveat lector, gentlemen. For everyone else who CAN handle this, please proceed onwards... 

A hack author, Twilight, and Rarity, find themselves trapped in the author's studio by pranksters Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. The duo's cunning plan? To get some laughs out of forcing these three to read fanfiction against their will! How will the trio survive? Why, with snide commenting of course!

An MST is basically a read-through of a story by a bunch of characters who insert snarky remarks throughout the story in the same style as the show Mystery Science Theater 3000. This method of making snarky comments is also known as "riffing", or a "riff". Check Google. You'll find a ton more info there.

Every story riffed is a request.

 ANYTHING can be riffed! Whether the story be good or bad, funny or serious, so if you wish to be part of the MPPT3K team you need to be ok with anything from grimdark/gore to porn YOU MUST HAVE NO SHAME!. jokes are inserted  frequently enough to make them feel less awkward but still I just wanted to let you guess know what we are getting into..

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Author
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: brissgold

serves as a means to make pop culture references and jokes that the canon characters wouldn't be allowed to use as they are unable to break the fourth wallor have knowledge of human things.  loves puns, references, and is generally rather snarky but sometimes he comes off(unintentionally)as being well i think george can explain it better than i can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related


  • Pinkie, you know I’m not good baking. Remember the last time?”

    The blood was everywhere! And we had to spend WEEKS getting that gelatin out of the toaster!

  •  ... You're right. I mean, what would George Takei say to me if he saw me now? ( picturing the moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related) Oh... I suppose I won't completely relish in Silver Spoon's demise... But only if its because no human being should wish death upon another... 

  •  "Right now, I'm so over come with joy that my Dashie now knows her place."

    The kitchen!( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfOkA_UvYW0 ) Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all night! (punched by Rainbow Dash)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Pinkie Pie
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: 0v3rachi3v3r

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiVzkWnJ_F8

the main antagonist of the series forcing the cast to read these awful things under the claim it is just a prank. ocasional puts herself in the line of fire as a riffer.  She is the personification of bubbliness and happiness and loves parties, balloons, cupcakes, laughter, smiles, and anything else that makes her happy (which is a lot). She is usually in a gleefully manic mode that can get a tad annoying to the other characters..

  •   Muahaha! It was I, you fools! And now that you’ve fallen into my DEVIOUS trap, you shall suffer a fate unlike any other!

  • This is horrible! He’s going to shock them into silence by having them read “Cupcakes”!

  • Who would’ve thought killing them would make them so non-vibrant?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Twilight Sparkle
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: mippa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYV0tnRe-i4

A normal unicorn from Canterlot before she met her friends at Ponyville. Often a target of Pinkie and Rainbow's pranks alongside Rarity and Author. Twilight is extremely bright, adorably dorky, and incredibly neurotic, often panicking over the smallest issues. Most importantly, she is a good friend.

  • Me? A BABY? Damn it, Pinkie, hand me that knife, and let me show you how to REALLY torture me!

  • Gimme an F! Gimme a U! What does that spell?!

  • WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE IT’S SO SILENT! 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rainbow Dash
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: 0v3rachi3v3r

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM0p7ETnBg4

Pinkie pie's partner in crime and occasional riffer.The self-proclaimed coolest pony in town. In her eyes, she's the  raddest, most awesome pony to ever live. In reality, it's not that far from the truth, but would it really kill her to boast about it a little bit less?

  • Screw anti-depressant medicines; just get yourself a little Rainbow Dash! Oh yeah!

  • I’m getting the feeling that the author started running out of ideas at this point, and just said, “Screw it, I’m just going to have him punch a pony in the face”

  • "I'll... I'll scream, and scream again, an' Applejack will hear and, and..."

    Is what Apple Bloom would have said, if there wasn’t a giant hoof in her mouth. Instead, it came out more like, “Oirl… Oirl hcremsh oi hcremsh ahga, arn arprloar il ear eh, eh…”

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rarity
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: mippa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM

A very delicate unicorn who is very good at fashion design. one of the frequent victims of pinkies pranks alongside twilight and the author. a major drama queen and an egoist who doesn’t realize that she’s an egoist. Despite her shortcomings (snippy tendencies and a holier-than-thou attitude), Rarity is kind and generous overall.

  • Help! I'm trapped in a horror story! I know because I'm strapped down which always happens in these things!

  • We are here to mourn the passing of Pinkie Pie, who, unfortunately, had an idea explode in her head.

  • *furious* What did I think? What did I THINK? I've been waiting all story to rant, and I'll start by saying that this atrocious piece of writing can go fu-

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