A voice acting group that will be doing a choose your own adventure style series of videos voice acting the different paths in the game Kindergarten. This project will take a while so make sure you're committed for at least a year before you audition. We may also do other side videos like comic dubs and in character Cards Against Humanity games. Videos will take awhile to put together considering how long each run is.
The main character you play as. His personality can change depending on the route you take.
Am I ready to start another day of kindergarten? |
I'd like to see you try. |
Why did you just drop all those nuggets in the hole? |
Shy and sensitive. Outcast almost as much as Nugget after her brother went missing and she separated from everyone.
I know it was you! One day I'll prove it! |
Wow..I can't believe this is under the- BILLY! What- what has he done to you? We have to find a way to release him! Hurry! |
Did you just...oh, you did. You put gum in my hair. That's so mean. Cindy put you up to this, didn't she? Well. I don't even care. Leave me alone. |
The weird kid at school, an outcast that has no friends after his only friend Billy went missing. There is evidence he can read as well, making him and Monty the only kids that can.
N/A, already cast |
A b*tch. Nothing much to say about her. She's just a seemingly one sided b*tch. Extremely flirty and manipulative.
You see that girl over there? That's Lily. She is by far the ugliest, nastiest girl you will ever meet. I want you to take this gum and stick it in her hair during morning time. Got it? |
And after that I need you to.. *sniff* *sniff* ..Have you been drinking again? |
(Do some kind of ear piercing shriek. It can be her "RAAAAAAPE" yell, the scream when she gets the blood dumped on her, the killing the janitor scene, or just some other kind of angry yell or aggressive screamy scene she does. RIP any headphone users listening to these auditions.) |
A future entrepreneur. A nerd and the only kid other than Nugget that can read.
I figured you'd be seeing me around now. Slop is no good, and I don't think anyone's brave enough to try a "biscut" from the janitor. Dumb old man can't even spell it right. |
Good. I don't know if you noticed, but the janitor is watching Jerome a little too closely. He looks like he's about to kill him. We have to do something about it. |
Whatever you plan on doing with that key...Be careful. Something fishy is going on at this school. |
Hmm..I smell money.. *sniff* ..Yeah, someone is definitely carrying more than $3.00 around here. Hey kid, you carrying any cash? |
Psssst. Hey! Kid! I heard what the teacher was trying to do to me. Ole Applegate has had it out for me for awhile now. It's nice to know that someone is willing to stand up to her. |
I miss everything about him. Even the way he used to drink excessively. A breathalyzer? Aww it's just like the one my mom used to force my dad to use. Thanks buddy. |
The cool kid in school. His dad is the principal.
I'm Jerome. I don't think you're cool enough to talk to me. |
"Go twice the duck that's furthest south. Then two blue before red. After, return to the first duck then blue. Get it wrong and you're dead." Yea. Good luck solving that. I don't want to get involved now that I think about it. |
Jeez dude! I told you to distract him, not blow him up! |
I'm Ms. Applegate. I have been well endowed... *Ahem* ...with excellent teaching qualities. |
*Sigh* Cindy, we've been over this. Boys not wanting to be your boyfriend does not count as rape, but as per school policy I'll have to send you both to the principal. |
Nugget, I swear to whatever god your messed up family believes in if Lily fell down that hole you dug I'm pushing you in after her! |
Creepy and... er, creepy. VERY. FRICKING. CREEPY.
How ya doin' there sonny? Don't mind the ole janitor here. Just sweeping up after you silly cretins. Sweepy sweepy sweepy. |
They're a buck a piece! Quite a deal if I do say so myself and I'm sure your little friend Cindy would...hehehehe...LOVE to try one! |
I'm comin'. I'm comin'. What seems to be the problem there Ms. Jigglytits? |
Serves slop to the children.
How you doing there sonny? Want some tasty nutritious slop for lunch? |
Oh you must be the janitor's new little friend! Yup! He said you were a good kid. I can let you have the chocolate bar for a nickel! |
I think you've earned something special. My way of saying thank you for appreciating the slop. Here's a Monstermon card. |
Jerome's father that is constantly forced to expel students... By shooting them. Is the secret mastermind behind the big plot twist of where Billy went.
That's all this is about right? Billy's missing and it's making you sad. you're not trying to find him or anything. You're just sad he's gone. |
I'm getting real sick of this young lady. Office. NOW! |
These creatures live deep beneath the school. They give off certain chemicals that affect the human body in interesting ways. |
A geeky high school teen that runs the hall with an iron fist! Unless you give him cigarettes. Then he can look the other way.
I dunno...I guess I could let you guys off the hook if you gave me a pack of cigarettes. I just ran out. |
Okay. I'll let you pass, but I can't let you go further than the bathroom. |
What the- Whoa there little hombre! You're way too young to be bringing your little girlfriend in the bathroom with you! Gotta wait until at least sixth grade for that. I gotta take you both to the principal. |
THE SECRET PLOT TWIST OOOH SPOOPY! A bit neutral for the few minutes of gameplay that he's in, although obviously kind and caring from what you learn from other kids.
Huh?..Wh- Where am I? What's going on Lily? |
I was in a vat under the school. |
Yeah. You saved my life. There's nothing I can do that would be fitting. |
These are just extra roles, I will have two people just doing monster growling sounds for the routes when they escape the cage. These will be cast with people already in the cast but I'm having this up just in case anyone does wanna audition to do growling gurgling sounds.
(Make your best monster alien thing sound.) |
