Lawyer Stew (Ace Attorney Hedgehog Stew parody)
Project Overview
This is simply a funny project I thought of at random, and I guess really wanted to make a reality, so here we are!
Before you ask:
Yes, Edgeworth Stew would have worked better, but I intend on keeping it as Phoenix being Sonic.
I know I could have changed the lyrics more, but I didn't because I'm not intelligent.
Just replace (whipped) with the sound your character would make if they got whipped by Franziska. (no aroused ones PLEASE i'm just 16)
Lyrics:
[Manfred]
That blasted defense attorney is right outside my window!
S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Arres-es-es-es-est him!
[Franziska]
Get your gears in gear, fool!
[Payne]
I'm gettin’, I'm gettin’! (whipped)
[Manfred]
It's working, it's working!
My sneaky scheme is working!
It's only a matter of time before that lawyer is mine! (laugh)
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew today!
[Edgeworth]
What?!
[Manfred]
It's my greatest gift idea!
Get that damn attorney!
[Franziska]
Right away!
[Manfred]
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that blue baboon!
Get ready my secret project! I'm about to make history!
[Edgeworth, laden with sarcasm]
It might even work.
[Manfred]
You bet your ass my gizmo works!
[Edgeworth]
Maybe.
[Manfred]
I push this button.
...
I said, I push this button.
Damn it! This stupid- (whipped)
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew today!
[Wright]
Huh?!
[Manfred]
It's my greatest invention ever!
Get that attorney, do as I say!
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!
It may take me years to catch that horrible defense lawyer!
If I wasn't so happy, I'd retire my plan today!
There's only one cure for a von Karma.
[Wright]
Yeah?
[Manfred]
Landing that lawyer in jail!
[Wright]
Uh-?!
[Manfred]
Eh, what was I saying anyway?
[Edgeworth]
TAKE THAT! Ha. (getting tazed noises)
[Manfred]
That's better. As I was saying...
Oh, boy! Gonna make some lawyer stew
If it's the last thing I do!
It's only a matter of time before my lawyer stew
Now nothing can stop me from conquering the legal system! (and lots of other stuff too)
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew today!
[Edgeworth]
What?!
[Manfred]
It's my greatest gift idea!
Get that damn attorney!
[Franziska]
Right away!
[Manfred]
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that blue baboon!
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew today!
[Wright]
Huh?!
[Manfred]
It's my greatest invention ever!
Get that attorney, do as I say!
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!
… I mean, it's better than being canonically dead.
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The main man himself. Try to sound like him from the anime, or what you think he should sound like. Try not to resort to pitching your voice down like the games, but if you need to that's fine. (I did that.)
It's working, it's working!
My sneaky scheme is working!
It's only a matter of time before that lawyer is mine!
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew today!
It's my greatest invention ever!
Get that attorney, do as I say!
Oh, boy! I'm gonna make some lawyer stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!
I push this button.
...
I said, I push this button.
Damn it! This stupid- (whipped)
Try to do what you think he should sound like as best as you can.
What?!
It might even work.
Maybe.
Try to do what you think she sounds like as best as you can. (German accent preferred, but optional.)
Get your gears in gear, fool!
Right away!
Try to do what you think he should sound like as best as you can. (Very open to interpretation, I guess.)
Huh?!
Yeah?
Uh-?!
Fuck it, sound like his Objection.
I'm gettin', I'm gettin'! (whipped)
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