DON'T PANIC AND RUN AWAY IF YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED RED VS BLUE OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HALO. this story involves seeing the RvB-verse through Twilight Sparkle's eyes, so if you know nothing about RvB you'll in a way be going on this adventure right along side her. That isn't to say that long time fans of RvB and Rooster Teeth as a whole won't be able to enjoy some subtle and not-so-subtle references as well.
I Against I, Me Against You is going to be similar to a 3 act play, with each act somewhere around 10 parts give or take.
Anyone who watches Red vs Blue knows the show is notorious for its... colourful language. Additionally, some violence may happen here and there as is natural in a story about idiots with guns. Our little ponies and soldiers will get a few nasty boo-boos along the way, but don't expect any excessive gore.
Everything changes for Twilight Sparkle and her friends when a mysterious extraterrestrial ship crash lands in Equestria. When Twilight messes around in the ship's systems with her magic, she ends up transported to an alien world unlike anything she imagined: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. To get home, Twilight must enlist the help of the eccentric Red and Blue soldiers that live there... if she can get them to stop bickering first! Additionally, she finds herself being pursued by the enigmatic military agency known only as Project Freelancer. Back in Equestria, all is not well for Twilight's friends as forces involved with the crashed ship make themselves known. Reds, Blues and ponies will all have to work together to discover the mysterious connection between Equestria and Project Freelancer.
The story takes place after Season 5 of RvB, so we'll be seeing the events of the Recollections/Freelancer arc play out significantly differently than they do in the show. That being said, the MLP-verse will see a few minor changes to its canon as well, with this story taking place just after the Season 3 opener and going in a different direction afterwards. I feel that I should clarify: I Against I, Me Against You is not just going to be "Seasons 6-10 of RvB but with ponies. the goal with this story is to combine the lore and backstory of both universes in such a way that they directly effect each other.
A mercenary and former agent of project freelancer. considered to be one of greatest freelancers and the biggest badass in all of blood gulch. she was the original host for the A.I unit Omega/O'malley and is herself in fact the Beta A.I inhabiting a robot body
buenos diaz, cockbites. Guess who's back
it's a good thing that sword doesn't run on brainpower
You get to live....but no guarantees.
Blue Team's de facto leader, only sane man, deadpan snarker, and world class Jerk with a heart of gold. Church is a neurotic and almost perpetually angry man who hates everyone. He doesn't needs friends! He's church and other people just water down the experience.
Shut up, Caboose!
Twilight can't you blow them up or something with your freaky unicorn magic?
Hey, not only is my status as a soldier debatable, I haven't done the right thing in years! why should i start now? I'm on a hot streak! If you're looking for the goodness of humanity, you're in the wrong fucking canyon!
The only member of the Blood Gulch armies that actually cares about their war due to his intense and unexplained hatred of all things blue. Sarge is a grumpy old man with a flair for the dramatic and is essentially every 50's stereotype character melted down into one.
Simmons, if i delcared a Red Alert every time Donut came into my room at night talking about unicorns, we'd never get any sleep!
I have decided that the best way to make use of our new hostage...i mean ally...would be to use her godlike unicorn powers to power my time machine that i will use to go back in time and assassinate George Washington: The inventor of the color blue!
(to the tune of Glory, Glory, Hallelujah) My eyes have seen the redness,
in the flapping of the flag.
We are trampling out the blue army,
where their base is in Coag.
We have loos'd a Spartan Laser Blast,
and lunged with an energy sword,
and now they must respawn!
Glory, Glory, to the Red Team!
Glory, Glory, to the Red Team!
Glory, Glory, to the Red Team!
The Red Team marches on!
A childish and gullible member of Red Team. Donut Is the teams grenadier, translator, and Infiltration specialist(he is an expert as penetrating rear entrances). His armor color and constant use of Double entendres lead both enemies and allies alike questioning his orientation but Donut takes it stride.
Who want's to hold my ankles while i stretch out my hammies?
my armor's not pink, it's lightish-red!
Ugh, I was not skipping, Grif. I was frolicking! And yes: there's a difference! Frolicking requires more grace and tact. You have to know when to bound and when to leap!
A lazy slacker who tries to get out of the army at every oppurtunity. Grif serves as the red teams driver/pilot and resident puching bag.
boo, no explosion! that sucked.
Permission to go AWOL for a few months?
Seriously, aliens are supposed to be big badass lizardmen who are all 'kill all humans! All your base are belong to us'. What's so special about a tiny horse alien?
An A.I. later M.I.(Magical Intelligence) created by the special forces divison Project Freelancer with a tendency to jump from host to host. As a A.I. representing pure rage, he tends to drive his host to make disturbing remarks and threats or even outright make them commit violent actions. Overall he is an over-the-top, monologue spewing megalomaniac. He constant alternates between wanting to conquer the universe or destroy it, He also has a tendency to over use "fool" and folly"
Surprise, you fools! Mwa ha ha ha!
Once we are free of this world, our plan to enslave the Sangheili aliens can come to fruition! isn't it all you wanted?
*pleading* Please get me out of here, Tex! It's horrible! She keeps trying to...be friends with me! Everything here is so bright and cheerful, and she spells her signs wrong on purpose! Everything is a joke to her!
The Blood Gulch Crew's medic and a terrible one at that. Despite being a pacifist Doc actually has the highest body count of both armies intentionally or not.
A doctor cures people. A medic just helps people feel more comfortable...while they die.
Nah, don’t worry, this thing hasn’t given any of my patients cancer for almost a year!
Hey! It’s not my fault I don’t know the biology of an alien species literally just discovered a few minutes ago!
The Blood gulch crew's resident ladies man.
Hey, i have a sensitive horn too, but you won't seem me complaining if you touch it! Bow chicka bow wow!
Okay, I may be into a lot of kinky shit, but I do draw the line at bestiality. That being said, you can’t expect me to just ignore a setup like that!
Goddamn, dude. You’re like the fucking angel of death. Maybe you should look into a new line of work.”
Sarge's second in command, Red Team kiss-ass, and only sane man
Yeah! Suck it Blues! I mean Reds! I mean... Fuck! I was right the first time!
Oh yeah, that’s Lopez. He’s our head mechanic. Ha ha… get it? He’s… he’s just a head...
Well, I for one think that meeting a new sapient species is always an enlightening experience, I’m sure you have so many questions and I’d be happy to answer them. For starters, we’re all part of the human race, but technically we’re called ‘Homo sapiens sapiens.’
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