Humans are Dirt
Project Overview
A short audio drama about an elf a dwarf and a human. where once a month the have a "controversial" conversation.
mild swearing
genders unspecified intentionally, (but defiantly favors boys for the dwarf, due to deep voices, but girls if you want to troy out I've got no problem with that. heck you may even get cast for the dwarf... this is a really long parenthesized-statement)
only one real jab at real life most of it is made up entirely.
have some fun, do some good character accents.
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think gimley... because i'm so original
A dwarf without a beard is like a fish out of water
*Haughty Laughing*
(puppy-like dispar) Overcooked bird?
generic Tolkien-like elf.
also the third line i just want to hear read out loud
Please don't stroke your beard when you say that
It's hard to forget angering the heavens!
(briskly) Let go my eggo lego legolas!
gets angry and storms off towards the end. you know... as humans do.
There is some poison hemlock... just over there. mind you who's cooking your dinner
It is quite the privilege to sit in on your conversations.
at least you admit it.
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