Homestucks United
Project Overview
We are group of voice actors & actresses who have come together to take on the task of dubbing the entirety of Homestuck.
- [PLEASE READ] -
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*No webcam, laptop, phone, or poor headset mics are allowed*
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Vocal Auditioning:
- Keep your audition(s) clear with as little background noise/white noise as possible.
- Don’t just read the lines. Perform!
- Please give at least 1-3 different takes with a different inflection in each.
- Please be able to emote. We’re not looking for soulless robots here.
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*If you audition with any of the mics listed above, your audition will be deleted. However, if you can edit out your own mistakes and make the mic sound good and/or you plan to upgrade very, and we mean very soon, then your audition will be allowed to stay*
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We're looking for a voice that is similar to that of a automated prompter that is fluidly moving the player along.
Welcome to Homestuck!
Player: Begin reading Homestuck
We're looking for a voice that is very gruff and very commanding at the same time.
Law is beauty. Order is peace.
We're looking for a voice that capture both a high-pitch and adorableness. We ask that you try not to go too high. Try to find a nice medium.
Yo yooooooo!!!!!!!
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Dave. Dave this poor bird...
Gosh, I don't know?? I guess I didn't find the time to make them because I keep getting punched in the face by robots and stuff!!!!!!!
We're looking forward a voice that can sound loud but caring. Gruff, but charismatic. A friend-leader type of voice.
EGBERT YOU ARE THICKER THAN THAT HIDEOUS JOKE BOOK YOU WADDLE AROUND WITH.
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE…GO TIME. WHEN IT STARTS. LIKE IT’S TIME TO HURRY UP AND STOP MESSING AROUND AND KILL THE BOSS, GET IT?
I GAVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE. SORRY...
We're looking for a voice that is both elegant and refined. A slight British accent is very much welcomed. Overall, any accent you think sounds proper and prim is also welcomed.
Hello Again. Are We Friends Yet At This Point In Time? I Would Speculate That If We Are Not By Now, Then It Is Probably Not To Be.
Is This Your Human Sarcasm That I've Heard About That You Always Use And That Is Basically A Terrible Way To Communicate?
Why Do I Got To? I Don't Got To, And Every Time You Take My Help For Granted I Feel Like I "Got To" A Little Less.
We're looking for a voice that can sound cute with a tiny hint of a French accent. The ability to purr and make cat puns are a plus.
:33 < *AC crinkles up her nose and prepares for a really unprecedented marathon of baffling feline obstinacy* :33 < *Her dragonyyydy suitor will make neither rhyme nor reason of her purrplexing behavior for even an instant!*
:33 < Errrrrrg! fiiiine, we can stop.
:33 < Here, take your gross stinky glasses back, SWEATQUIUS.
:33 < Rawrgh, you are such a hypurrcrite!
:33 < You pretend to be so high and mighty but I know you're not and I know you like games.
We're looking for a voice that is very rough around the edges. A real mobster/gangster type of voice.
Graveyard stuffers.
We're looking for a very brutish sounding voice. Like night club bouncer type of voice. Something really firm, aggressive, and maybe a little doofy sounding.
You order one of your burliest agents to the scene.
We're looking for a very sinister, almost sensual, type of voice. Something really Disney villain-esque.
What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades.
We're looking for a voice that is both comical and whimsical. A pitch-perfect impersonation of Hussie himself is very much welcomed too.
Bring me a horse and I am yours forever.
We're looking for a voice that is very deadly sounding and serious, but also charismatic. Nothing overly cartoony, please.
*If you wish to apply filters to your voice, that is fine*
I am an excellent host.
We're looking for a voice that sorta goofy-sounding but also very loving as well. A Big the Cat sort of voice.
*The ability to purr is very much welcomed*
Rose, I'm just a cat and I don't know much, but I know that you're important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. And you dont know what that means, but you will see it's all tied together!
We're looking for a voice that is very soft-spoken but also very regal sounding.
The final hope for victory lies in patience and planning.
We're looking for a voice that can sound very snarky and sly. A real Peridot kind of character/voice.
YOUR T34RS T4ST3 D3L1C1OUS. K1ND OF L1K3. L1K3 SOM3TH1NG YOU WOULDNT KNOW 4BOUT. 4 TROLL D3L1C4CY C4LL3D COTTON C4NDY.
D4V3. G1V3 1T 4 L1TTL3 T4ST3 FOR M3. T3LL M3 WH4T HUM4N BLOOD T4ST3S L1K3. 1'V3 B33N SO CUR1OUS >:]
1 F33L 4WFUL 4BOUT K1LL1NG YOU. 3V3N THOUGH, T3CH1N1C4LLY, YOU N3V3R 3V3N D13D SO 1 DONT KNOW WH4T YOU'R3 COMPL41N1NG 4BOUT >:[
We're looking for a voice that can sound both snooty and snarky. Nothing too overwhelming please. We get that Vriska is a pain in the butt to others, but we want the voice to be bearable to listen to.
Okaaaaaaaay, I don’t really get that. So you can just go ahead think I’m some dum8 flighty 8road again.
I forgot how much I loved highlighting it to read all the 8oring things you have to say. It’s like a fun game for super extra handicapped retarded people. Like opening a present! Find out what o8noxious thing the mystery tool typed.
Anyways, you don’t have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
We're looking for a voice that is casually monotone but still has some energy to it. A really laid-back and chilled sort of voice.
Oh yeah? That is such a coincidence. I just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet. It is like freaking Christmas up in here.
I'm not a hero. My bro was. John is. I'm not...
We're looking for a voice that can sound both cold and calculating. Something unsettling, but at the same time commanding.
D--> I command you to have free will and do as you please. And continue being bothersome and unpredictably destructive. I mean...if you want.
D --> Sorry, my heart is galloping and I canter nunciate properly.
D --> The horst case scenario is upon us.
D --> I was having fun.
D --> The line about the belly scratching was e%ceptionally playful, and I am to be commended.
D --> You will commend me, I command it!
We're looking for a voice that is rather dark and mysterious, but can also captivate an audience into hearing more.
This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. Though it was six solar sweeps ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years. Earth, also for convenient reference, is a planet that does not yet exist. What will the name of this young troll be?
We're looking for a voice that is dark but also bright at the same time. A voice that is cryptic, but also really enthralling.
Perhaps it’s the deplorable romantic in me, but I thought your present, and your friendship, demanded reciprocation surpassing by some degree the utterly meaningless.
Oh, I see. So instead of having to double explain, I merely have to put up with being double spied upon. What a relief!
Whoops I’m sorry, Yakaya..
Kayolo. ., … Papaya. Shoot!
Your name is so lovely, why can’t I shay it!
We're looking for a voice that is very grandmotherly in nature. A voice that is sweet, gentle, and kind.
Hoo hoo hoo!
A computer? Why, what is that John? Oh hoo hoo hoo! No, John. You are not inside a computer or software or anything like that! Try not to be so linear, dear.
We're looking for a voice, like Sn0wman's, that is very sensual and enticing. Overall, we need a very captivating voice.
Neophyte Redglare is reported to 8e quite talented. I find no reason to dou8t this. Still, how can I 8e caused any unrest to learn their recourse is to send a lone, inexperienced 8ureaucrat to apprehend me?
We're looking for voice that can pull off a wide variety of emotions while still sounding a bit dry and dead at he same time.
*If you are able to filter your voice for Ghost Aradia and Robo-Aradia, then please go ahead do so*
[Dead] S0llux I actually w0uld like it if you were happy.
[Robot] Wait. What is that. This feeling. 0h g0d...0H MY G0D WHAT DID Y0U D0!
[Alive] There's no better time and there are so many corpses here to work with! Is everybody ok with that? Do you want to have a big corpse party? We can incinerate the remains in the sun and it will be just glorious!
We're looking for a voice that is very plain in nature, but also very dignified and refined.
Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.
We're looking for a voice that is also very mobster(ish) sounding in nature. L.A Noire would be a great reference to draw from.
He better hope you find him dead. What you're gonna do to him will be much less painful that way.
We're looking for a voice that is very booming and evil-sounding in nature.
*More is planned to go into Lord English's voice down the line*
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME. WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE.
We're looking for a very energetic, very engaging sort of voice. A voice that can sound both comical yet serious at the same time.
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
You see the view of your yard from your window. Hanging from the tree is your TIRE SWING. In a kid's yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL. And there beside your driveway is the mailbox.
We're looking for a voice that can sound laid-back, abrasive, and gruff. Something almost Southern in dialect.
*We need massive energy when auditioning for Sober Gamzee*
SeE mAn, I Am StRaIgHt Up TeLlInG yOu. MiRaClEs. It’S LiKe, AlRiGhT, cOmPuTeRs, RiGhT? WhAt ThE HeCk? MiRaClEs Is WhAt.
[Sober] I FINALLY GOT MY UNDERSTANDIN' ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE!! They were always both...me... :o) AND ALSO...ME!! Do:
We're looking for a voice that can sound rather pompous and entitled. No particular accent is necessary. But we'd be impressed to see an Irish Eridan.
Its hard. Being a kid and growwing up. Its hard and nobody understands.
Okay. All of her, FRAUDULENT MAGICS, cannot come close to posin' threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES!!
We're looking for a voice that can sound bubbly and excited. Overall, we sorta see Feferi having a rather princess-esque voice to her.
Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED!
-Everyt)(ing we are about to do next is exciting. It is always exciting. I'm -EXCIT----------------ED!
Pc)(ooooo.
We're looking for a voice that is both excitable and quirky. A "Papyrus" kind of voice, if you will.
YOU THERE. BOY.
JOHN. GO AND GET THE COOKIES.
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