Heathers Virtual Musical
Project Overview
Hi! I'm Alex, and I always wanted to do a virtual version of this show, but I couldn't find any projects for it. So I just decided to make one myself.
Rules:
Must have a good microphone with no background noises
Must be committed and available
Leave your discord in your audition description
Really hope to hear from you guys soon! :)
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Sing Veronica's ending of Beautiful (starting from "and you know, you know") and 30 seconds of Dead Girl Walking or Fight For Me
Um, okay. Don’t just quote Baudelaire at me and then walk away, excuse me.
Oh, I, um, I appreciate the offer, I really do, but I can’t stay, actually, ‘cause my mom is making my favorite meal tonight. It’s spaghetti. Lots of oregano.
Sing Heather C's harmonies in Candy Store and 30 seconds of Me Inside of Me
You don’t get to be a nobody. Come Monday, you’re an ex-somebody. Not even the losers will touch you now. Transfer to Washington, transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg’s gonna let you play their reindeer games!
Aw, Veronica… and Jesse James, quelle surprise. Well, let’s get to it. Beg.
Sing Heather D's harmonies in Candy Store and 30 seconds of Shine A Light (Reprise)
Please. You need to worry less about me, and more about your reputation. Kurt and Ram have been telling the whole school about your little threeway last night.
Well, who's this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout.
Sing Heather M's harmonies in Candy Store and Lifeboat
Oh, that’s right, I remember. Ram kissed Martha Dumptruck. It was disgusting.
Oh, he passed out. Me and Kurt and Ram and Heather Duke came out to pour a jug of Thunderbird on Heather’s grave. You know, from her homies. But Kurt and Ran drank it all. Then Heather and Ram went off together and Kurt started grabbing me and wouldn’t stop.
Sing Meant To Be Yours and 30 seconds of Freeze Your Brain
There's been a lack of girls climbing through my bedroom window lately.
What, what, you'd rather go to jail, hm? And then give a free pass to the thugs who hurt people? Evil fucks that make life so unbearable that you can't stand to live in the world anymore!
Sing 30 seconds of Blue and 30 seconds of Big Fun
That kid fights better than the real Bo Diddley. Hey, have you ever seen “Enter the Dragon”? Bo Diddley fights with his shirt off and is like pretty ripped for an oriental dude.
You can’t leave me like this. Ugh… You’re causing physical pain in my “area”. It’s science, I need relief.
Sing 30 seconds of Blue and 30 seconds of Big Fun
Hey, sweetheart! What did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?
It would be so righteous to be in the middle of a Heather-Chandler-Veronica-Sawyer-sandwich.
Sing 30 seconds of Kindergarten Boyfriend
I get that. You’re with the Heathers now. That’s exciting.
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. See, I told you there was still something there! This proves he’s been thinking about me.
Sing 30 seconds of Shine A Light
Our children are dying. Look, I hate to pull out my counter-culture bonafides here, I really do. But what this school needs is a good old-fashion rap session. Now, I suggest we get everybody into the cafeteria and just talk and feel together.
That's not productive, Dwight. Now, my senior thesis at Berkeley was on the subject of pediatric psychotherapeutic musicology. It was terrifically well regarded, so I speak with some authority when I tell you that the way to eliminate suicide is by first eliminating fear. By creating a safe zone in which we all are equal.
Sing 30 seconds of Dead Gay Son
I don't really know what I'm supposed to say up here. I'm ashamed, certainly. My family has turned our town into a laughing stock. My boy Kurt isn't who I thought he was, and when I think of the sick, disgusting things Kurt and Ram were doing-
Sing 30 seconds of Dead Gay Son
You wait just a minute, Paul! It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in! They were not dirty! They were not wrong!
Sing 30 seconds of any song you'd like
I basically just need someone to edit all the recordings into a video in the correct order and then send it to me so I can post it to YouTube. You will get full credit for editing.
Say something you think would fit
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