Presented by Over Coffee Creations. Off in the year 20-whogivesashit a group of teens find themselves in a fantasy world after drinking some Kool-Aid. Soon after, they were taken in as volunteer soldiers to defend their town from evil* goblins. Join our young bottom-bunk-bitch Haru on his day-to-day troubles with his dysfunctional party comprising of a cultist leader, a prickish dread knight, a perverted archer, a chronically depressed warrior, and a mage with a crippling inferiority complex.
Bubbly, energetic, and possibly even a tad psychotic. Also, she could have a southern accent, but it's not mandatory.
I thought I had a shot!
I was either gonna hit it, or Ranta. Win/win, really...
Fine, then I'mma stab it!
Very shy, meek and pathetic. Without Haruhrio around, she would have been at the bottom of the totem pole. We were also thinking of giving her a more Japanese/Asian accent. But, again, not mandatory.
Uh... I'm not with them!
(give me your best girly squeal you can muster) (also, be sure when you're doing it you picture someone menacing forcibly shoving you onto your back. I'd also suggest trying to enunciate with an "agh!" "woah!" or "oof!" at the end)
This is nonconsensual!!!
Sly, seductive, and possibly pedophilloic. Basically, just be as flirty-sounding as possible and you'll probably nail it perfectly.
So what you’re saying is that no one is looking for you? That I can do… (super suggestive) whatever I want?
But are you prepared to be a thief? To sneak into forbidden places? To feel... your way around in the dark? (again, suggestive af)
Hungry? Don’t worry, you’re going to an all you can eat buffet.~ (in retrospect, ALL of these lines practically speak for themselves)
