'Giraffes' or 'The Window'

'Giraffes' or 'The Window'

Project Overview

I have a series of ideas for Minecraft sketches. By this, I mean comedy sketches. This particular one will likely be called either 'Giraffes' or 'The Window'. Within this 'sketch', a strange person appears on someone's window sill when they are waking up. The 'Ledge Man' is completely calm and likes giraffes quite a lot.

Inspired by channels such as TomSka, Vareide and CraftedMovie.

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Project Roles: Ledge Man Business Person
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ledge Man
open
Unpaid

The scenario is this guy simply turned up on a person's window sill and started talking about giraffes.

He is completely calm - reminds me of Dirk Gently from that Netflix series - if you've seen that.
The first line - say normally. Perhaps slower if anything.
Pick up the pace a little on the second line.
Third line similar to the first line.

  • See, I've just been thinking about giraffes.

  • They just have really long necks and it confuses me. Why aren't their heads long or whatever? And what are those things on their head? And wh-

  • Y'know, you should tone down on the swearing.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Business Person
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: basiliskfang

What would you do if you looked out of your window in the morning and found a person sitting there?
Go mad, that's what. This person is reasonable, however they press and question the 'Ledge Man' as to why they are there.

First line - just seen this person. - Fathoming what's going on.
Second line - legitimately curious etc.
Third line - person trails off talking about giraffes. - Interrupts them etc.

  • Who the- What the- Wh-

  • How did you end up THERE?? This is a 5 story apartment!

  • SHUT UP! I don't care about f**king giraffes!

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