FNaF Does RENT!
Project Overview
This was bound to happen at come point. Come all ye who love both the musical and FNaF! We're covering every song and need some help to fill up the roles!
WE WILL BE COVERING THE ENTIRE MUSICAL, NOT JUST THE SONGS.
-Please have either Discord or Skype if you are considering Auditioning
-Please keep in mind that this is a loooong project and it's going to take time to get through
-Have lots of energy!
-Try to have fun with it
If this goes well, we will probably do other musicals too.
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Chica will be playing Mimi, because ships I suppose. I was going to have Foxy as Mimi, also because ships, but this is al'ight. Chica has a high, melodic voice and tons of energy.
Singing:
It's nothing
They turned off my heat
And I'm just a little
Weak on my feet
Would you light my candle?
What are you staring at?
Singing:
The heart may freeze or it can burn
The pain will ease if I can learn
There is no future
There is no past
I live this moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road
No other way
No day but today
Freddy takes up the role of Mark, a filmmaker trying to get his big break. He's got a low tenor that's smooth and calming.
Spoken:
We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th street and Avenue B, the top floor of what was once a music publishing factory. Old rock 'n' roll posters hang on the walls. They have Roger's picture advertising gigs at CBGB's and the Pyramid Club. We have an illegal wood burning stove; its exhaust pipe crawls up to a skylight. All of our electrical appliances are plugged into one thick extension cord which snakes its way out window. Outside, a small tent city has sprung up in the lot next to our building. Inside, we are freezing because we have no heat.
Singing:
How do you document real life
When real life is getting more
Like fiction each day
Headlines -- bread-lines
Blow my mind
And now this deadline
"Eviction -- or pay"
Rent!
SInging:
Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
They're both sort of grumpy so this fits. Also, ManglBon is adorable so #NoRegrets. Mangle's got a low, grumbling voice with a piratey accent, of course.
Singing:
Open your door
I'll be your tenant
Don't got much baggage
To lay at your feet
But sweet kisses I've got to spare
I'll be there- I'll cover you
Singing:
Now you're talking
Well, I'm thwarted by a metaphysic puzzle
And I'm sick of grading papers that I know
And I'm shouting in my sleep, I need a muzzle
All this misery pays no salary, so
Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe
Oh sunny Santa Fe would be nice
Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe
And leave this to the roaches and mice
Singing:
Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas EveWhose charity is only matched by talent, I believeA new member of the Alphabet City avant-gardeAngel Dumott Schunard!
Please say which character before you say the lines. It just helps clear everything up. These are more for general background parts.
Background characters could inclued:
-BB
-Puppy
-Any Phantom
-Any Withered
-Any Nightmare
-Sister Location Performers
ect.
Spoken:
No please no
Not tonight please no
Mister can't you go
Not tonight can't have a scene
SInging:
That was a very loud beep
I don't even know if this is working
Mark -- Mark -- are you there
Are you screening your calls --
It's mom
We wanted to call and say we love you
And we'll miss you tomorrow
Cindy and the kids are here -- send their love
Oh, I hope you like the hot plate
Just don't leave it on, dear
When you leave the house
Oh, and Mark
We're sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you
I say c'est la vie
So let her be a lesbian...
There are other fishies in the sea
... Love Mom!
Singing (I'd love to have BB for this part):
Look - I find some of what you teach suspect
Because I'm used to relying on intellect
But I try to open up to what I don't know
Because reason says I should have died
Three years ago
Because they are both emo and dark, Bonnie will be playing the heartbroken Rodger. Plus, One Song Glory would sound amazing in Bonnie's british accent anyway.
Singing:
Who do you think you are?
Barging in on me and my guitar
Little girl hey
The door is that way
You better go you know
The fire's out anyway
Take your powder take your candle
Your sweet whisper
I just can't handle
Well take your hair in the moonlight
Your brown eyes goodbye, goodnight
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I should no!
Another time another place
Our temperature would climb
There'd be a long embrace
We'd do another dance
It'd be another play
Looking for romance?
Come back another day
Another day
SInging:
How do you write a song
When the chords sound wrong
Though they once sounded right and rare
When the notes are sour
Where is the power
You once had to ignite the air
Because BonBon is hands down the most gay out of the bunch, plus he's the only male character able to reach dem notes, he's playing Angel. Which may not be a wise decision on his behalf because he is very emotional and will probably cry while doing his lines...also very british!
Singing:
It was my lucky day today on Avenue A
When a lady in a limousine drove my way
She said, "Dahling be a dear haven't slept in a year
I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear"
"This Akita-Evita just won't shut up
I believe if you play non-stop that pup
Will breathe its very last high-strung breath
I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death"
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me
We agreed on a fee - A thousand dollar guarantee
Tax-free - and a bonus if I trim her tree
Now who could foretell that it would go so well
But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell
Singing:
Live in my house
I'll be your shelter
Just pay me back
With one thousand kisses
Be my lover I'll cover you
TC's a bitch, so this is perfect. End of story.
Spoken:
Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland
It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty
Out of the abyss walked a cow Elsie
I asked if she had anything to drink
She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk
In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke
She said, "Only thing to do is jump over the moon"
"They've closed everything real down ... like barns, troughs, performance
spaces
And replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life
But there is a way out
I 100% couldn't think of anyone else to be Joanne...at any rate, his voice is a bit higher than Mangle's, but has the same goofy accent.
Singing:
At least I'll have tangoed at all
The Tango Maureen
Gotta dance till your diva is through
You pretend to believe her
Cause in the end you can't leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
Till you're glum and you bum
And turn blue
Eh, they're both asses.
SInging:
Next door, the home of Cyberarts, you see
And now that the block is re-zoned
Our dream can become a reality
You'll see boys
You'll see boys
A state of the art, digital, virtual interactive studio
I'll forego your rent and on paper guarantee
That you can stay here for free
If you do me one small favor