Family Dude
Project Overview
Family Dude is clearly a ripoff of family guy, each episode is 6 and a half minutes long. I plan 5 seasons for the show. The episodes will go on my youtube channel. Heres the script. Episode cuts to the TV, showing a commercial.
Salesman: Have you ever wanted a hamster but you have no
money?
Matt:(yells) YES!
Salesman: Then come on down to the Chokeadik contest! Its a
contest where whoever dunks the golfball in the bottle, they
win a free hamster!
Matt:(yells) DADDY! I WANT THE HAMSTER AT THE CHOKEADIK
CONTEST!
Mike: Nah, a snakes better than that!
Debra: Cmon! Give Matt a chance to win! It’ll be his first
ever pet!
Mike: (sigh) Fine, ill take him there. But if he wins i get
to name it.
TRANS: THE CHOKEADIK CONTEST
Matt: Woah! Look at all these cool games and prizes!
Jenny: How come i didnt stay home?
Mike: Theres the golfball thingy!
Matt: (yells suprisingly) OH MY GOD DADDY!!! YAYYY!!!
Mike: Shit, looks like they are almost out of hamsters, we
gotta get one quick!
TRANS: THE GOLFBALL THINGY
(Matt throws a golfball into a bottle and he makes it.)
Matt: (yells) OHHHHHHH YEAH!!! WE DID IT DADDY!
YAYYYYYYYYYYY!
Jenny: Shit. We got Matt riled up.
Mike: Dont worry Jenny, i got this.
(Mike beats the hell out of Matt)
Matt: (cries) WAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Mike: Ok, we will take the hamster.
TRANS: THE MOSLEY HOUSE
2.
Debra: Ok, now time to do those things women my age do
before bed.
(Mike, Matt, and Jenny knock on door)
(Debra answers)
Debra: Guys your back!
Matt: And guess what we got?
Mike: the fattest hamster of them all.
(zooms in on hamster)
Matt: I named it Mr.Fatass!
Debra: Mr.Fatass? That sounds like an inappropriate name for
a hamster!
Jenny: Well, it was Dads idea.
Mike: N-no! It was Matt!
Debra: Mike.... (sigh)
A day later.....
Debra: MR.FATASS? THATS SO FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE!
Mike: WELL FUCK IS EVEN MORE MATURE!
Jenny: This is why Mom and Dad never get you a pet.
Matt: (caresses Mr.Fatass in his hands) Dont worry
Mr.Fatass, they are playfighting!
Jenny: Well im going upstairs so you can deal with this.
Matt: Ok!
Matt: Huh,i want to make a hamster robot so the robot can
deal with everyones problems!
18 hours later...
Matt: I did it! Mr.Fatass! Your awesome!!
(Jenny walks in)
Jenny: Hey, i was wonde- WHAT THE HELL?!
Matt: Oh, thats my giant hamster robot that was definitely
not Mr.Fatass!
3.
Jenny: You mean you turned our only animal into a robot?!!
Matt: No! You had Marley The Dog!
Jenny: How did you know?! I was 8 years old and ypu werent
even born!
Matt: My fetus watched you play with Marley!
Jenny: EW! Your gross! Im telling Mom!
Matt: Mr.Fatass, freeze time so Jenny cant tell Mom that my
fetus watched her play with Marley when i was 8 years old.
Mr.Fatass: Ok. (freezes time)
Matt: Your so cool!
TRANS: OUTSIDE VIEW OF THE HOUSE
Mike: Hey, sexy girl. I wanted to make up for what happened.
Debra: Huh? Ooh... Its getting hot. Ill take off my bra.
Mike: NAH YOU AINT GETTING DICK TONIGHT! HAHAHAHHA! (hits
Debra)
Mike: But you still got nice tits.
Debra: Shit.
TRANS: MATT IN HIS ROOM
Matt: Mr.Fatass! Give me a dildo!
Mr.Fatass: (gives dildo to Matt)
Matt: Thanks! Ill give this to my Mom!
TRANS: JENNYS ROOM
Jenny: I need to find a way to kill Mr.Fatass without Matt
knowing!
Jenny: Wait... I know! I could command Mr.Fatass for him to
destroy himself!
Jenny: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
TRANS: MIKE AND DEBRAS BEDROOM
Debra: Oh! Your touching my girl spot! Hehe! Stop that!
Mike: Its my dut- OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE CONDOM!
4.
Debra: That means only one thing...
Mike: We will get a new third child...
TRANS: THE NEWS
Keemstar:And lets get roooight into the neews!
Keemstar: Todays top story is Robot Hamster World
Domination!
Debra: Oh my god!
Keemstar: The story is that local infamous town boy Matt
Mosley actually made a robot hamster and then it dominated
the world!
Jenny: Holy shit! I should have killed that hamster robot
quicker....
Jenny: *bursts into tears* WAAAAAAA! I DONT WANNA DIE!
TRANS: MATTS ROOM
Matt: Mr.Fatass! Dont leave me!
Mr.Fatass: I WILL DESTROY YOUR HOME IF I HAVE TO!
Matt: Fine... *cries* GO ON! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IM A BIG BABY!
2 months later... Everyone in the family is traumatized
after a nuclear bomb exploded from the Hamster Robots.
*Matt chews his thumb*
Matt: Day 63.... Ive been going through some crazy shit.. I
think i saw some crystal meth in Jennys room the other day.
TRANS: JENNYS ROOM
Jenny: Day 63673... I lost track of the days so i put random
numbers. Our brother was born and tragically died. Ive been
doing crystal meth so i see a big red dragon infront of me
right now.
TRANS: MIKE AMD DEBRAS BEDROOM
Debra: Day 63. Mikes been doing Mushrooms and now im in the
urge to do it because there is nothing to do.
Mike: WEEEEEEEEEE MUSHROOMS YEAAAAAAHHHH
WOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5.
Matt: Jenny, we have to reproduce so the rest of the
population can grow.
Jenny: yeah, online it says the population is 13. And theres
4 of us.
A year later...
Jenny: IM GOING CRAZY THIS BABY IS SHIT I WANT HIM TO DIE
Matt: We dont have a choice. Little Brian is just 3 months
old.
Mike: Guys... I made a portal gun... We can go to a
dimension where everything is still normal. What do ya say?
Jenny: YES SWEET GOD HOLY SHIT!!
The End.
Credits:
By Nicholas Mosley
Animators None
Editors Nicholas Mosley
Script Nicholas Mosley
Post Production YouTube (not really)
Inspiration Family Guy
After Credits Scene
Jenny: Damn, this is a good place.
Debra: I know! Its like our world before it was bombed!
Matt: Should i throw our baby into someones house?
Mike: Yeah, you can Matt.
Jenny: Does anyone wonder what happened to Mr.Fatass?
Matt: No one will ever know.
*Episode ends*
You are viewing the logged out version of this page.
When you are logged in, you can comment, add submissions, create projects, upvote, search open roles, and way more. Login here.
Voice Actor
Mike
open
Unpaid
Personality is Idiotic/Fat/Funny
Matt, stop masturbating i gotta piss!
Why? Im doing what men do my age before they go to bed!
No! Im not giving up my skateboard!
Voice Actor
Matt
closed
Unpaid
Like Mike, hes idiotic. Debras first son, along with Peters daughter, Jennifer.
Ow! Ow! Shit! Stop! Ow!
Yeah. (Sigh) I should hang myself.
This is where babies come from? You told me you came out of your vagina!
Voice Actor
Debra
open
Unpaid
Kind, Gentle, etc.
Booyah!
Voice Actor
Jenny
open
Unpaid
Come on! Fight me ya stupid bitch!
Voice Actor
Salesman
open
Unpaid
Salesman in the commercial of the Chokeadik contest.
Have you ever wanted a hamster but you have no money?
Voice Actor
Keemstar
open
Unpaid
Keemstar in the news channel of Hotdog Island.
Lets get rooight into the neews!
Voice Actor
Mr.Fatass
closed
Unpaid
The hamster robot who destroyed the world.
*Say something you think would fit*
![Altryzia - An erotic (18+) game featuring anthropomorphic characters [Paid]](https://d1m9vqlvl3fy94.cloudfront.net/project/attachment/254078/default_758710Castingcallthumbnailprototype.png)
Comments
Public Submissions
You are viewing the logged out version of this page.
When you are logged in, you can comment, add submissions, create projects, upvote, search open roles, and way more. Login here.
hfawefaw