Deadpool required for skit

Hmm, ya don't say?  This sounds fun bring on them tittys!

[humm the batman theme but end it by saying Deadpool at the end]

Yeah I know, my first girlfriend was like that when she first saw it. [pause]  But, if you just gave it a little-

So... that's a no on the blowjob? "Sigh" every damn time!

Eh?

[excited] Ooo I love Comicon! 

Let me guess mentally challenged Disney reject and You must be?....

Ariba! [zoidberg sound he says when running away] Woop, woop, woop

Now i'm here

Oh so close

[taunting] You alomst hit me that time!, good for you. 

 Aww is the president of the itty bitty titty comitee all pissed off? 

Mmm Kinky, Wait how did you even fit that up there?

[realizing the gun is pointed toward him] Oh shit! 

 I think little miss Pms likes me,  but.... That bazooka has got to go! 

Wow that chick is over the top.  Blowing that guy in a graveyard? She is one fucked up little bitch! 

Hey you, there on the other side of the screen.  See that button on the other side of the video, where it says like?  Click that shit and Subscribe if you wanna see my of my sexy ass and hopefully more screen time with the pms gunslinger. 

[drag out the and word] And that's my time to skedaddle folks.