Danganronpa Abridged: Escape from Ohio
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Danganronpa that's sickeningly American and they're all trapped in Ohio. Will they best the Ohio despair and find themselves?
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The most generic male anime protagonist voice you can muster. Makoto used to live in Ohio, but when he was young, his parents moved him out of the state. He's glad to be back.
I love corn.
It's okay guys! Ohio is great! They've got corn! And uh, corn! And um, corn! Sold yet?
They hated Ohio that much? I can't believe it! I- I- I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM HERE!
Kyoko is secretly the ultimate Ohioan. She can't let this get out or she'll lose the other's trust. She cares a lot about her street cred.
My name is Kyoko Kirigiri. And my ultimate is of no matter to you.
I don't hate Ohio! Listen. I had to put up a front for the others. They won't accept me otherwise. Just- look. Can you keep a secret Makoto? I'm the ultimate Ohioan. My street cred will plummet if this gets out so you gotta keep it under wraps okay?
I can't believe you have the AUDACITY to lock us in such a miserable state.
Has the most AWFUL British accent you can muster. Hates Ohio, tries to convince the group that Britain is better.
Of course YOU would think that Makoto. You're nothing but puny Ohioan farmer filth.
Of course Britain is better! We have tea, and the Queen! And more stuff that the author didn't bother to research!
You stupid Americans just wouldn't get it. Tea is a refined flavor and you spend too much time drinking your crusty energy drinks and sodas.
Toko hates Ohio. Syo loves it. Chaos ensues.
(Toko) Y-you're telling me we're in O-Ohio?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEERRREEEEEEEEE!
(Syo) You're telling me we made it to Ohio?! Fu- fu- FUCK YEAH! (Note, this isn't a stutter, she's doing a pre-emptive echo)
(syo) You fuckheads wouldn't get it anyways. OHIO IS THE SHIT!
He thinks he's still working at McDonalds, constantly taking phantom orders.
Hello, welcome to McDonalds.
Sorry gang, I'm taking an order.
[Chuckles] This guy's a little of his rocker huh? Ohio. What a joke.
Aoi loves to swim! Unfortunately, whenever she's in Ohio, any water she touches turns into corn. Including drinking water.
I HATE CORN! Every time I jump into a pool, all I splash into is corn! I hate Ohio!
I had to resort to bottled drinks. I bathe in sprite. I never feel clean anymore. The luxury of water has been replaced by the haunting sight of corn.
OHIO HAUNTS MY FUCKING NIGHTMARES MAKOTO!
Sayaka is a country singer who loves her tractor. She only communicates via singing.
(Sung) Just me and my tractor!
(Sung) I can't believe we're stuck in Ohio! When will I ever see my tractor again...
(Sung) I guess this means... I'll never see my tractor again. [laughs] This is the end for me.
Mukuro has the thickest southern accent you will ever hear. She's a rupublican who loooves her second amendment.
Where the FUCK is my gun? I will not hesitate to shoot you!
This violates my second amendment right to bear arms!
I am a diehard republican woman! I will strike down you stupid libs!
Touchdown! [various celebratory grunting and barking sounds]
Football is my love! Football is my life! Football is my blood!
I am a pure American man! And even I hate Ohio!
Chihiro has the softest and sweetest southern accent you could imagine. He hates corn, and by association Ohio, because corn killed his mom.
Well um- Hey there, name's Chihiro, pleased as punch to meetcha!
C-corn?! I- I need to go!
It's just- corn killed my mother...
The mastermind of our little game. He wants everyone to feel the despair of Ohio.
It's just, CORN! EVERYWHERE! I HATE IT!
I will punch Ohio in its STUPID FUCKING FACE!
Can't you just feel it! How awful Ohio is! The corn, the emptiness, the SOYBEANS!
Taka was born in Ohio and has been working to leave ever since. He hates being there with all his soul.
I was born and raised in Ohio, I fight every day to leave.
If I just buckled down and worked hard I could get out! That's what I thought! But NO!
Ohio has a cold death grip on me and it doesn't intend on letting go.
Hifumi is a player and a crippling drug addict. Go crazy with it!
Hey babygirl you looking fine today.
What's popping homie! I am high on a lot of drugs!
I abuse methamphetamine to forget about Ohio.
Celeste is an alt girl from New York that only hates Ohio because they don't have any Hot Topics.
New York was full of hot topics! I can't believe I have to stay in this barren wasteland!
I take my identity as an alt girl VERY SERIOUSLY. I can't believe you would doubt that.
Show me a hot topic then? Can't find any? Cause we're in FUCKING OHIO?
Sakura comes from Texas, where her family has trained her from a vary young age to keep Ohio contained. The corn and occasional soybean love to spread y'know.
My family works hard to keep the menace of Ohio contained.
I will uphold my duty as a member of the Ogami family! I will not let Ohio win!
You think a little corn will faze me? I've been hit with a lot more corn than that bucko.
Junko hates Ohio, and that's exactly why she lives there. She runs the game from behind the scenes while Mondo runs the show.
So like, Ohio sucks. Sucks ass even. That's why I live there! Isn't that like, totes sad!
Yeah so, I'm kinda the president of Ohio. My buddy Mondo and I were in kahoots you see.
I hate Ohio more than all of you! How dare you compare me to that low-life scum Togami! Cry me a river and I'll drown in it to get out of here! isn't that like suuuper funny!
Monokuma is exactly the same as canon except he now has a shitty southern accent <3
Rise and shine kiddos! Breathe in the corn! That's Ohio you're smelling!
Breakfast lunch and dinner! Corn, corn, corn! How you kids feeling about it, huh?
God I just love that sweet, sweet Ohio despair!
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