Casting!
Okay so I'm gonna cast you all today, sorry for taking like a million years. Obviously I won't be doing anything with this, but it's just fun to know you got cast :)
This is a totally stupid and fun project. I made it all up on the spot and it is meant to be over the top and loud! I'm not planning on doing much other than hosting this for friendly competition, but once I've chosen the roles I may do something... maybe.
This is great for anyone looking to practice their voice acting skills as the characters take on all sorts of personalities and voices. This is mostly just for those who feel like getting their name out there but aren't quite ready or confident enough to audition for a professional project.
Welcome to Battle Of the Bitches, I hope you all audition!
Summary: A bunch of rude and egoistic Middle Aged woman work at a hospital together, and hate each other's guts. A lot.
I'm assuming you can see where this is going.
Okay so I'm gonna cast you all today, sorry for taking like a million years. Obviously I won't be doing anything with this, but it's just fun to know you got cast :)
Doesn't care what people think about her. If anyone tells her that she's wrong, she'll beat them to a pulp. Julie is from the Deep South, and is super quick to pull the trigger on someone... Literally.
"Barbs, I don't want to distract you from your job. Bye bye toots."
"Jesus Christ, what is that loudmouth Hellen yapping about down in the lobby?"
"Hellen's husband 'left' her and she's throwing a fit in the lobby. What a frickin' drama queen."
Barbara is loud, annoying, and quite frankly, a major bitch. Probably the worst of them all. She's super quick to call out people's flaws and mistakes, and won't hesitate to blame everything on other people.
"Y'know Jen, I though nurses were supposed to be sexy. I don't think you got the memo."
"For God's sake Jen, that guy having a stroke can wait! Ugh, can't you see I'm on the phone with Julie?"
"Ugh, Julie gotta go. Jen is pissing herself over a guy who's stomach can't hold his fries."
A bit more serious than Barbara, and hates Barbara's guts with everything she has. If someone gave the the opportunity to kill a man, she would take it in a heartbeat. She basically hates everything, including her job as a nurse.
"Barbara thinks she's so great because she has a boyfriend. It makes me want to punch her throat."
"Barbara get off your lazy ass and help this man! He's having a stroke!"
"Barbara you work at a hospital. It IS your job to take care of other people's problems."
So done with every single person who works at the hospital. She Is so ready to kill all her coworkers. She's extremeley blunt, and wishes she stayed in India.
"I am one 'good morning' away from setting this goddamned hospital on fire, Barbara."
*cough cough* Slut! *cough cough*
"Take a chill pill Jen, don't jump off of a bridge or anything. Wait, actually, jump off the top floor of the hospital. No one will miss you."
So over dramatic that it hurts. Her husband didn't actually leave her, he went out with a friend from college. She's also pretty dumb if you can't tell...
"H-he left me this morning!"
"There was nothing I could do to stop him!"
"I should've known from the moment he told me he was seeing his friends today!"
A really chill guy. Hellen overreacts to everything, so he's practically used to it all by now. Not all that attractive, and has a bit of a weirdly higher voice.
"Hellen, I'm going out with a friend from college today, wanna come?"
"Jesus Hellen, I wasn't cheating on you eariler today!"
"Hellen! Calm the hell down! I was with Joe, want to see pictures?"