Batman Returns Parody
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He's Christopher Walken.
Perfect!
This is the perfect way to cover up my real plan! My evil plan to suck up all
of Gotham’s power! *evil laugh*Citizens of Gotham, you all know me, of course, I’m Christopher Walken. If you
didn’t know me, I’m in that one James Bond movie that everyone tried to forget.
You
wanted to see me, Mr. Walken?I
am vengeance…I am the night…I am Catwoman!
Alright,
thank you Mr. Walken. Thank you for being here tonight. For those of you that
don’t know, I am the Mayor of Gotham and I kind of suck at what I do. But you know
who suck? Commissioner Gordon. Let’s give a hand to him for being like the
worst guy ever because there’s so much crime in the city.
We’re
not the Joker, you fool! We’re the Circus Gang!
What,
is that funny to you, big boy?
Yes sir, he's definitely
the Joker.
(This is his only line)
Sir,
there’s like 7 of them and 55 of us, we can take them!
(This is her only line)
Oh
man, oh…oh God…he’s so ugly. Oh my, we’ve got to get this thing out of
here!
Christopher Walken's son.
Dad,
Run! I’ll take these guys. Save yourself!
Oh
God! Please help me, oh no! He’s got a knife!
Hey
mayor, so for your big speech tomorrow for the Christmas celebration, I was
thinking that we need a little star power there. So, ah, who do you think we
should invite?
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