Blind, hard of hearing, elderly hardcore Bible-Thumping Christian. Very, very thick Southern accent.
Hoo lordy, I feel the power o' Jesus, runnin' through me!
That right there is the power of the LORD, my child!
WHOOOOO-WEEE! I can already hear the banjo's playin' clearly again!
Confident, a bit of a foodie, an adrenaline junkie, eager to battle, rambles a lot. He's essentially every badly dubbed anime protagonist ever.
HAHAHAHA!! You said a funny! I laugh at you! Hahaha! ...Wait, you are serious?
HOORAY! I win the battle which means I get more experience which means I win more battles which means I get more experience which means-...I shut up now.
No way you beat me! I'm main character!
Imagine Edna Mode from The Incredibles if she was evil and British. There you have it.
Oh, darling, if I and my dear brother can't find love...[dark chuckle] nobody can.
Brother, look, another perfect couple to break up.
Dearie, we are an organization. If you stop us, you'll put hundreds out of jobs.
Jaded and cynical, scientific as well, this middle-aged heartbroken man is like Anton Ego from Ratatouille, I imagine.
...Do I know you?
Sister, please get these little gremlins out of my office. Please and thank you.
Honestly, why do I even bother?
The Italian in the American Army, he met one Mike Matthews and they fell in love instantly.
Mike! I'm home~!
Never-a thought-a they'd let an Italian join-a the American-a Army!
I hope I get-a to see Mike for this...
A psychotic man that thinks he's an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh just because he has magic powers.
FOOLS! You think you can stop ME?! THE PHARAOH?!
MY ANCIENT EGYPTIAN POWERS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU, MORTAL!!
Rise from the dead, grandmother! And put your assassin training to good use.
...She's Barbara Dunkleman from Rooster Teeth. Just do an impression of her and you'll be good.
Ooh, those people are toxic for each other! Let's pair 'em up, babe!
Time to ruin some lives!
We're WAY cooler than those stupid 'Gossipers'. We're POWER COUPLE!
That's our thing, Griffon.
Cheers! Hahaha, man, this place has great coffee!
Wanna go head out for some donuts?
His whole personality is that he's French, and in a relationship with Barbara.
We are way cooler than those 'Gossipers'. We are...how you say, LE POWER COUPLE!
Hon, hon, hon, I have the upper hand!
Hello. My name is Arquee Marnin. You killed my cousin's father. Prepare to die.
Mmmm....that's good ranch, indeedly so.
25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50...oh, don't mind me, just counting off in my head the amount of millions of dollars I have that you don't. Nyeh!
Reginald, you're fired.
Obligatory mother character that dies within first few episodes. Loves Burger King.
Honey, can we go get some Burger King?
Callie, honestly, you're way out of Blackjack's league. Stop pining for him and chase after a real man, like I did.
*sigh* Burger King's getting expensive these days...
Insane, eccentric, and just a bit crazy, this man really tries his best but he's...not very good at his job.
Und zhat is vhy I deal vith homicidal maniacs, Callie.
Anyvay, zhat's how I lost my medical license.
Vell, zhat is all for today.
EEEEEEEEEE!!!!! DARK SHADOW LIKED MY COMMENT ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE!!! BEST. DAY. EVER!!!
Psh, no, MOM, Mike and George are CLEARLY in love with each other and it is MY job to help them realize that!!
Just KISS ALREADY!!!
Christian conservative with a Southern accent. Need I say more?
Ah'd kill mahself for Jesus
The upside down cross is the work o' Satan!
Them liberals'll stoop to any low to make their chosen presidential candidate look bad. By the way, did y'all know Obama was a Kenyan Muslim Terrorist working with ISIS? And Martin Luther King Jr. ran a murder cult for white people? Take that, liberals, y'all're rootin' for the bad guys here!
