(I haven't wrote any lines for her yet so just improvise. This is abridged, so if you'd like to add something extra to her character to be funny, go right ahead.)

(Also improvise with this one. Give him some weird fetish or habit or something that makes him different. I'd love to see what you can come up with!)

(She won't be in the show until later, so just make up some lines and make sure to sound very obnoxious! XD)

(For now, improvise with this one too. I still haven't figured out how big of a role she'll actually have, so try some simple lines, and some more elaberate ones I guess.)

(Just improvise and do some complaining and geeky talk. They won't have many lines. Keep in mind the "boob grab" incident)

(She doesn't have any real lines for a while, so just improvise. Be as kawaii as possible!)

If you're looking to hook up with Haruhi or something, forget it.

(Just some "bla bla bla"s and random babbling)

(Improvise)

I would certainly hope that the beautiful piece of artwork known as Haruhi wasn't gay, for my sake of course.

This guy talks too much

(Improvise)

I am Haruhi Suzumiya, from east junior high. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But if any of you are aliens, time travelers, or maybe even gay-no, definitely if you're gay-please come see me. That is all. 

Then why are you even talking to me?

(Improvise)