A New World: Endgame Parody (Homestuck)

Project Overview

As we all know, the end of Homestuck is nigh. Like, really nigh. People are probably going to start permadying and it’s going to be really sad, so what better way is there to reign in the sadness than with a full cast parody!

If you’d like to participate in this parody of the opening number of Songs for a New World, you can audition below! (Note, if you are chosen, I will be asking for a skype and what voice part you tend to sing as)

The song is posted below, and the times of each excerpt of the parody are included in the lines

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Equius Zahhak
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: novatose

Either a very deep, pure voice, or a very deep, breathy voice. Either way his voice should be low.

  • (2:48 in video)

    And oh, you’re suddenly a stranger

    An alien in the humans’ minds

  • (3:19 in video)

    You have a moirail you know you believe in

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dave Strider
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

very flat voiced, like he's trying to be too cool and not emotive at all. Preferably a lower male voice

  • (1:38 in video)

    And you didn’t know

    That you always have to know

    About every twist and bend

    Or timelines could end

    In this new world

  • (4:38 in video)

    A new world’s right on the horizon

    There’s a battle I’m afraid to see

    Our foes come closer every moment

    Come to me, come to me!                

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gamzee Makara
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

raspy and violent. This should be sober gamzee, not drugged. His voice should be fairly deep.

  • (2:48 in video)

    And oh, you’re suddenly a stranger

    An alien in the humans’ minds

  • (3:01 in video)

    And you always knew

    The messiahs were you and you

    Your whole faith can sometimes crack

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
John Egbert
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

  • (0:55 in video)

    It’s about one moment
    The moment you held the disc in your hand
    And in that one moment
    Reality joins up with your dreamland

  • (4:38 in video)

    A new world’s right on the horizon

    There’s a battle I’m afraid to see

    Our foes come closer every moment

    Come to me, come to me!  

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Roxy Lalonde
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: mtatum129

Very energetic. Not drunk Roxy.

  • (3:57 in video)

    And it’s hard to say, but Callie I’ll find you a way
    When they come we can move forward
    To defeat the lord

  • (4:38 in video)

    A new world’s right on the horizon

    There’s a battle I’m afraid to see

    Our foes come closer every moment

    Come to me, come to me!          

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karkat Vantas
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

grizzly voiced and angry, but like more like an angry child. Preferably a higher male voice

  • (2:19 in video)
    It’s about one moment
    The moment you thought you won your last stand
    But in that one moment
    Noir now betrays you, steals your whole land

  • (4:38 in video)

    A new world’s right on the horizon

    There’s a battle I’m afraid to see

    Our foes come closer every moment

    Come to me, come to me!  

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Feferi Peixes
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

High, cute and bubbly voice.

  • (2:48 in video)

    And oh, you’re suddenly a stranger

    An alien in the humans’ minds

  • (3:23 in video)

    You’ve met a friend who can help
    Help find joy in your life

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jane Crocker
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: hs_fan_

kind, softish but not too soft voice, accent interpretation is up to you.

  • (3:43 in video)

    And oh, you feel like such a stranger

    This waiting’s harder than we planned

  • (4:38 in video)

    A new world’s right on the horizon

    There’s a battle I’m afraid to see

    Our foes come closer every moment

    Come to me, come to me!          

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jake English
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Optimistic with a British accent. Preferably a higher male voice, though lower is fine.

  • (4:02 in video)

    When they come we can move forward

    To defeat the lord

  • (4:38 in video)

    A new world’s right on the horizon

    There’s a battle I’m afraid to see

    Our foes come closer every moment

    Come to me, come to me!    

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dirk Strider
open
Unpaid

Not much emotion in the singing, very flat, and preferably a deeper voice.

  • (4:02 in video)

    When they come we can move forward

    To defeat the lord

  • (4:38 in video)

    A new world’s right on the horizon

    There’s a battle I’m afraid to see

    Our foes come closer every moment

    Come to me, come to me!    

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