Kurt and Ram
I need more auditions for Kurt and Ram please.
Heathers the Musical
Project Overview
Based on the cult classic film of the same name, Heathers is the story of Veronica Sawyer, a senior at the fictional Westerberg High. Veronica longs to be cool like the clique of it-girls that runs Westerberg: the unaffected, unattainable Heathers. Unfortunately, in addition to awesome levels of popularity, the Heathers are also cruel, choosing to mock and bully their kingdom into submission. When Veronica uses her skills as a forger to get the Heathers out of detention, she impresses their leader Heather Chandler— so much so that they agree to let her into their exclusive club. At first Veronica is thrilled—until she finds out that being one of the Heathers means bullying the same kids she used to call friends. Meanwhile, Veronica finds herself attracted to a mysterious newcomer at school named Jason Dean (JD). When an innocent drink mixup results in the accidental poisoning of Heather Chandler, JD convinces Veronica to stage Heather’s suicide. The results are so successful that Veronica and JD, exhilarated with their newfound power, resolve to rid Westerberg of the cruelly popular elite forever.
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Ensemble
So I've decided that whoever gets the ensemble, they'll get all the ensemble roles, Ms. Fleming will get the role of Veronica's mom as well and thenot our Kurt and Ram will also be the dad's -
Closing auditions early
If I find someone who I think would be good for the part I'm going to close auditions early.
Voice Actor
Heather Chandler
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Mlamerson
Richest, hottest, most magnetic, cruelest girl in town. Relishes power and wields it like a scalpel - no fear, no patience, no mercy. description
Hello, slut.
I'm like oxygen.
I'm everywhere.
Really, Veronica?
Sleeping with psycho trenchcoat kid?
I will crucify you for this.
Everyone in school's gonna know that
good little Veronica Sawyer is nothing
but a dirty whore.Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice,
here's some advice.
Listen up, biotch!Scaring her screwing him
Killer clothes kicking nerds in the nose.
Voice Actor
Heather Duke
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
riley
Whipping-girl of the three Heathers. When she finally becomes Queen Bee she wields power like a bulldozer.
At time's like this, negative people chose
to focus on grief. Well, I hate those people
because I am a very positive person..I remember the good times, like when
Heather and I got our ears pierced at the mall. I can still hear those late night talks on the phone.Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove you’re not a lame ass anymore
Then step into my candy storeAwe look, heather's going to,
Whine, whine, whine all night!
You don't deserve to live!
Why not kill yourself!
Here have a sedative.
Whine, whine, whine!
Like there's no Santa Clause
You're pathetic because you whine!
You whine all night!
Voice Actor
Heather McNamara
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
greenmegsandham
Beautiful, innocent, stupid, can be mean on command if Heather Chandler orders it, but actually quite vulnerable and fearful.
The last guy I slept with killed himself
because he was gay for his linebacker.
My best friend seemed to have it all together
but now she's gone too. Now every morning
my stomach's hurting worse and worse.
Every morning on the bus I feel my heart
beating louder and louder and I think,
Jesus, I'm on the frickin' bus again
because all my rides to school are dead.Course if you don't care
Fine go braid her hair
Maybe sesame street is on!
Woah!
Or forget that creep!Everyone's pushing
Everyone's fighting
Storms are approaching
There's no where to hide
If I say the wrong thing or I
wear they wrong outfit
They'll throw me right over the side!
I'm hugging my knees and the captain
is pointing
Well, who made her captain?
Voice Actor
Martha Dunnstock
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Jockaileen22
Nicknamed “Martha Dumptruck,” the opposite of hot, confident, or popular. Huge and beautiful soul, optimistic even in the face of rejection.
It's exciting, right?
Excuse me, I have to say hi to Ram!
I brought sparkling cider!"
"Hi, Ram. I wasn't going to come
but since you took the trouble
to write that sweet note.There was a boy I met in kindergarten
He was sweet, he said that I was smart
He was good at sports and people liked him
And at nap time once we shared a mat
I didn't sleep I sat and watched him breathing
Watched him dream for nearly half an hour
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Then he woke upAnd we'll soar above the trees
Over cars and croquet lawns
Past the church and the lake
And the try-county mall
We will fly through the dawn
To a new kindergarten
Where nap time is centuries long
Voice Actor
Jason Dean (J.D.)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
KenzieFB
He is darkly charismatic, compelling, attractive, charming on the outside yet very damaged on the inside. Keen smarts and strong inventive comedy.
This little thing? I hardly call this a bomb.
This is just to trigger the packs of thermals
upstairs in the gym. Those are bombs.
People are gonna see the ashes of
Westerburg high school and think.
There's a school that self-destructed,
not because society didn't care but
because that school was society.
The only place that Heathers and Marthas
can truly get along is in heaven.Freeze your brain, shatter your skull
Fight pain with more pain
Forget who are, unburden your load
Forget in six weeks, you'll be back on the road
When the voice in your head says you're
better off dead, don't open a veinYou were meant to be mine,
I am all that you need
You carved open my heart
Can't just leave me to bleed
Veronica! Open the - open the door, please
Veronica, open the door!
Veronica! Can we not fight anymore, please?
Can we not fight anymore?
Voice Actor
Kurt Kelly
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
stjimmy765
Quarterback and Captain. Big, chiseled, rude, entitled, cocky. Mean, thinks he’s the brains in the friendship with Ram.
Who's that guy in the jacket
think he is, anyways?
Bo Diddley?
Hey sweetheart, what did your
boyfriend say when you told
him you were moving to
Sherwood, Ohio?You hurt them badly.
They're hanging sadly.
Don't run from me,
they're all beat up
like a tackling dummy!His folks got a water bed
Come upstairs and rest your head.
Voice Actor
Ram Sweeney
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Jason_Dean
Linebacker. Big, insensitive to the feelings of others, ruled by appetites.
Veronica is into his act, no doubt.
Hell yeah, punch it in!
My buddy Kurt here just asked you a question.
Who cares? The parents are gone
and I got my party slippers on!Dad says act our age
You heard the man
It's time to rage.You make my balls so blue.
What did they do to you?
Voice Actor
Ms. Fleming
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
VyktoryaK
A jaded ex-hippie, Ms. Fleming is more concerned with televising her suicide group therapy approach.
Our children are dying.
I suggest we get everyone into the cafeteria and just talk. And feel. Together.Box up my clothing for Goodwill,
and give the poor my Nordic Track.
Donate my car to crippled kids,
or to those ghetto moms on crack.
Give them my hats and my CDs,
my pumps and my flats, my three TVs!Deep inside of everyone
There's a hot ball of shame
Guilt, regret, anxiety,
Fears we dare not name.
But, if we show the ugly parts
That we hide away,
They turn out to be beautiful
By the light of day.
Voice Actor
HIPSTER DORK:
Get away, nerd.
STONER CHICK:
If I sat at their table, guys would notice me.
BELEAGUERED GEEK:
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse
and leave her tied up for the rats!
PREPPY STUD
Veronica, you're looking good tonight!
MCCORD
Whoa! Is it murder?
MILNER
No, look. Here's a suicide note.
PRINCIPAL GOWAN
[Spoken] Heather Chandler is not your everyday suicide.
COACH RIPPER
You should cancel classes.
YOUNG REPUBLICANETTE
Deep down she wasn't cruel or vain
PRETTY JOCK
I attack your weakness
PUNK GIRL & JOCK
And pray you don't see mine.
NERD BOY
But if i share my ugly parts,
VERONICA’S DAD:
Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?
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