sociallyapparent

It is I, Socially Apparent, he
who speaks in the third person. Since I, Socially Apparent, know of your
demoralizing burden of reading thousands upon thousands of profiles, I will cease with the prattle and keep it brief.
I am currently project searching after graduating from Columbia College Chicago with a
degree in Comedy Writing and Performance with a minor in Voice Acting.

I have spent 4.5 years at
Columbia College Chicago learning a variety of ways to embarrass and degrade
myself for other’s amusement. Ranging from professional clowning to classical
sitcom writing, I have delved deep into the dark pit known locally as comedy. I
have studied and performed at The Second City in Chicago and have a backlog of
Voice Over experience connected with the college. If need be, I could weaponize
my voice. However, do not infer my skills to be only physically based. My
technical aptitude is equally as impressive. I have experience in audio/video editing, video game development software, Office 365, Final Draft, video
and audio recording, etc. Computers love me and I them. The complete oeuvre of
I, Socially Apparent, cannot be understated. My writing chops. Superb.