Uncle Lumpy


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Voice Actor
  • Skills
    VoiceActing
    Singing
    Audacity
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  • Languages
    Italian
    Spanish
    English
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About

Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room, that being my rates. You're probably thinking that they're a bit steep for this place. Well, you wouldn't be wrong, but let me explain where I'm coming from.

I'm not some ramen-obsessed hobbyist straight out of a campus anime club. I... Am a PROFESSIONAL. I know that word gets bandied around a lot nowadays, and not always by people who have any right to it. But me? I'm the real deal. I am professionally TRAINED. I am professionally REPRESENTED. I am professionally EXPERIENCED.

Now, how did I get to be so? By a great deal of investment. I have invested TIME. I have invested EFFORT. But perhaps most of all, I have invested MONEY. Is that crass of me to say? Perhaps. But it's the way of the world. You know that, and I know that.

I've spent a small fortune just to get where I am today for equipment, for upkeep, for upgrades, for modifications, for seminars, for workshops, for coaching sessions, for studio rentals, for demo production, for promotional material, for networking events, for conventions, for banquets, for travel, for accommodations, and the list goes ON... And ON... And ON.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying all this to complain or to pat myself on the back. Rather, I'm saying it so that YOU will realize, should you choose to bring me aboard your project, just how DEDICATED and SERIOUS of a talent you'll have working for YOU.

Now you tell me... Isn't that worth paying just a little extra?

*Now, of course, if you're a STUDENT or you represent a CHARITY, I'm willing to make a bargain with you. Heck, if I like you enough, I may even work pro-bono.
**Not that there's anything WRONG with ramen, but I'm more of a soba guy, myself.

Pricing

<10 LINES - $50-150
10-50 LINES - $150-300


50-100 LINES - $300-750

100-500 LINES - $750-$1250

500-1000 LINES - $1250-$2500
And so on... And so forth.

Willing to work pro-bono for academic projects and charity

Clients

Starry Entertainment
19 Crimes Wine
Natrol
Awesomeness TV
Six-Point Harness Studios
House of Diggs Productions
Skaldic Games
BABSCon, LLC
Krypton Radio
Final Stop Pictures
The Ukulady's Cartooniverse

Testimonials

We hired [Uncle Lumpy] for a short animated section on our feature film "URide". He had a quick turn-around time with well produced audio, and he absolutely nailed the delivery. When you need a worry free, quality performance [Uncle Lumpy] is the premium talent to know.
-Sharif Shakhshir, Producer "URide"

[Uncle Lumpy] is an extremely talented and versatile VO actor who is a master of taking direction and delivering spot-on reads that are always unique and brilliant. In particular, he is an animation VO genius. love working with him.
-Thessaly Lerner, Ukulady's Cartooniverse

Casting Calls and Auditons


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